Xena Songs

We all remember the Annie song from "Deja Vu All Over Again," right? Well for those of you who don't, never knew the words, or haven't gotten to see the episode yet, here it is...

**If you haven't seen the episode yet, you may want to wait to read this, for it does give away part of the episode.

Annie bananie
She kicks fannie
Dangerous with sword and knife
Learned her skills from a past life
You can never outfox her
She's as good as old Joxer
She's Annie
Annie the mighty
(sigh)

Well, my brother and I tossed around ideas for new words to this song one night, and came up with this...

**There are no spoilers in this song, just so you know.

Crassus molasses
He kicks asses
Dangerous with knife and sword
Learned his skills from that damn Horde
Don't you ever call him flabby
He's got abs like our friend Gabby
He's Crassus
Crassus the Crazy
Cukoo

Here is a wave file of this song that I recorded myself..
crassus.wav

One night I was just singing and messing around, and I came up with another song. This one has no spoilers either.

Here's the story
Of a gal named Xena
Who was busy acting like a warlord
She turned good thanks to Hercules
But couldn't make it on her own

Here's the story
Of a girl from Potedia
Who's name was Gabrielle
She was a bard looking for adventure
And she followed Xena around

Then one day the warrior met the bard
And eventually they became the best of friends
They were two gals working to fight evil
Right up until the end

The Xena Bunch
The Xena Bunch
That's the two gals who made
The Xena Bunch

Here is a wave file of this song that I recorded myself..
xbunch.wav

Well, that's it, and comments are welcome.

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