WWJD
"I love Jeremiah."
Jeremiah's a great little guy; he helped me realize
my dream to become a mentor, now I know that as soon as a find
a cute broad I can be a father, a good one!!
Jeremiah helped me in more ways than you can imagine.
People in Kulienchekopt never seemed to understand me, but now
I get more action than a teenage canary in a fish tank. Mother
is so proud now!
Jeremiah was a great help to my self esteem; he helped
me overcome my fear that the lack of follicle reincarnation was
why my love life was such a bust. He helped me realize it wasn't
my "hair" at all, it was my personality.