Ash, Hawks, Stalking and Restrooms
10/27/03


While Chistov Lives in Irvine! MAYBE!!! LOL Well, You all know I may like watching Goalies on the ice when it come to my fav Duck players the Honor goes to Stanislav Chistov and Joffrey Lupul. Last night I got out of work after the reg game was almost over and Chistov was healthy scratch and Lupul had scored. So I wasn't at the game I scored out of work and wanted some pics from the ramp again 9:15 rolls around me and C get to the pond and the ramp! DAMN THEY ARE GONE ALREADY!!!
Mildly depress it is their last home game in three weeks C and I have no where to go. I love balboa Penn. so we head done there, get lost and end up on PCH south by the Villa and Joey's crab shack. C looks out my driver side window and hisses. I look at the Silver Lexus and see why as she mumbles Smirnov. We were now truly Duck Hunting!!! OK SO it is very close to stalking but we had nothing better to do and we hadn't planned this, so We follow the silver Lexus with the ducks tenth anniversary license plate frame: discreetly, not discreetly, then challenging a Lexus SUV on an up hill light in my Hyundai Accent. LOL!!! I actually missed where they turned on I Street and ended up turning on the one after that R and It ended up at a gated community they were entering. I tried not follow them that far lol but Fate was with me and C.
OK Luck most have run off at this point No Chistov pic but we got to follow Smirnov home pretty damn cool! So I got to the Shell gas station on the corner of J and I, cause after 2 Dr. pepper's I really have to pee -bad: I am dancing as I get out of the car. C gets us more Dr. pepper and herslf a candy bar, and decides to take them to the car as I wait for the damn bathroom. The Attendant guy will not give me an answer if someone is in there. A couple comes in talks to him before C leaves. With them gone I question about the bathroom as I jump around the small Shell mini mart. A silver SUV pulls up I laugh and see it is not a Lexus as I daydream that Chistov was in the bathroom (please Know I am exhausted from waking non stop since the other Union markets went on strike And I wasn't feeling all that well so dumb daydream I know)
A guy gets out with dark hair and I grin as he walks up to the ATM and its little out of Order sign taped on it. Lighting strikes. Damn In my delirium it is Chistov. FUCKING Insane. I jam to the door and get to C at the car as she is shutting the door to it. ' I recognizes someone in there,' I mumble in a frantic hallucination. IAMNOTTHISFUCKINGLUCK!!!!! DAMN CAMERA IS IN THE CAR! IT CAN'T BE HIM!
C is scooping out the Silver BMW SUV and not recognizing it as any player we know of. I am squirming even more. ( I do still have to pee) I look at C as I move back into the mini mart she shakes her head no on recognizing him. I mumble something about having to pee she say 'Psycho child' and I try the door as I watch the guy leave he is adorable but C said it wasn't him I pout and realize I was imagining him. We walk out as he pulls away after giving us an odd look. I mumble about being exhausted as I laugh at my stupidity. C starts hissing. 'It wasn't him?' I pout. 'No, it was!' C answers I run to my car still needing to pee but determined to follow him but give up as he goes across the picket line to get cash in Ralph's and we accidentally follow another Lexus SUV not a BMW. I Start shaking and we go to Barnes and Nobles rehashing the night and finally getting to use a restroom.