Jack Land
Where All Your Jack Dreams Come True
    Welcome to Jack Land, the ultimate online Jack amusement page with tons of DC-related experiences. Jack Land was started by Charlie's Angels Productions in December 2000 in honor of Jack McPhee. Rumor had it they had stolen the idea from Disneyland. Unlike Disneyland, Jack Land is a purely "hit by a struck of lightening" run business. However, the demo version was less than acceptable, so our fearless leader had fun with some gasoline and a book of matches. Reconstruction began Feburary 2001, headed by Rachel Angel.
     $43.00. Look familiar? That's the cost of an adult ticket to Disneyland and that doesn't cover junk food, souvenirs, and other things we don't need but waste money on. Jack Land is absolutely free (except for the therapy you will need post-visit)! Also, while DisneyLand is a family friendly attraction, we are a teen and adult only attraction (who needs a little sister tagging along?). If you happen to get lost, immediately make you way to the Lost Persons/Help Station where a helpful (yet sometimes pissy) member of our staff will help you find your way back to your cursor...
Visitors' Center
*Disclaimer: Jack Land neither owns, nor makes claims to Disney Corporations, the television show "Dawson's Creek," or the character Jack McPhee. It is a Charlie's Angels production, in direct alliance with Just Jack.
Jack Land Updates
It's supposed ot be a banner. Don't ask.
It's supposed to be a banner. Don't ask.
Jack Land Map
What? Were you expecting a yellow-brick road?
Visitors' Center
Lost Persons/Help Station
What? Were you expecting a yellow-brick road?
What? Were you expecting a yellow-brick road?
What? Were you expecting a yellow-brick road?
Fireworks Show
Cruises
Gift Shop
Jack World
S.O.S.
Time Machine
It's supposed to be a banner. Don't ask.
Before You Leave
Give us a call. We'll do lunch...
Oh, do sign, do sign.
...visitors since we opened on Friday, July 6th, 2001.
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