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| Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? Because they can't keep two calves together... |
| One day in a class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in there notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions. "Have you found a blank sheet of paper yet, Chip?" asked the teacher. "Nope, I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody went through my notebook and drew lines across all of the pages. |
| What did the blonde's right leg say to the left? Nothing, they never met. |
| How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer. There's whiteout all over the screen. |
| Why do blonde's wear green lipstick? Because red means to stop. |
| There's this lady. She was taking a shower when she heard the doorbell rang. She called out, "Who is it?" The stranger answered, "A blind salesman." She thought to herself that if he was blind, he wouldn't see anything. So, she opened the door wearing nothing at all. The salesman said, "Where do you want the blinds?" |
| Ways to Annoy Officers... 1. When you meet an officer say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going pretty fast to keep up with me." 2. When an officer approaches, look at his gut and say, "I thought cops had to be physically fit." (Say this only to the officers who aren't physically in shape...) 3. Sway and ask if his bulletproof jacket protects him from projectile vomiting. 4. Lie on the ground and ask an officer to draw your outline with chalk. 5. Throw his nightstick around and tell his police dog to go fetch it. 6. Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza. |
| Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes Goes In First. |
| Why did the blonde have a sore navel? Her BF is a blonde, too! |
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