Well, as you probably know, church was once again cancelled this week. Things such as these will simply not be tolerated.  Therefore, the elite members of church have decided to remove Donnie from his post as reverend and also remove him from church altogether.  Donnie is no longer a member.  A vote is currently being taken to determine the new reverend and church will now be held at a new site. Members will be notified as to where the new site is and potential members can ask me for the necessary info.  All others are not welcome.
P.S. Members need not worry about the quality of church, because we've got the strobe light
P.P.S. Brent says Julia is hot.
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