This is the first message I got from my Stalker....
Name: guess...
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: cunida
Time: 1999-09-22 03:43:40
Comments: well katie. i will be your official stalker! so... um... stalk... stalk... stalk... yeah!
you'll be hearing from me shortly, so beware of me, k?! good...

The second message...
Name: myself
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: dunno.
Time: 1999-10-01 23:01:40
Comments: ok, it's me your stalker again... ahem... i'm new at this so bear with me. "ok, you better watch your step or i will come and get you. i am not joking, i will be follwing you..." are you scared yet? I'm pretty scary, eh? well, just a warning, now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

The Third message....
Name: .....*.....
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: what?! where am i from? what kind of question is that?! I don't know! Why are you so nosey? mind your own business!
Time: 1999-11-01 03:57:27
Comments: ok katie! i know i haven't been stalking you in a while, but i've been busy! but stalking you is always my number one priority in life, so i'm taking time off my VERY busy schedule to do this very thing! anyway, like i said, i'm not a pro at this so bear with me... uh...SURRENDER TO ME OR DIE! yup, i took twelve hours of classes to learn that one! I'm am getting better! eh? I'm watching you as you are reading this ... freaky eh?

The forth message....
Name:stalker #9
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: out there...
Time: 1999-11-08 04:41:52
Comments: muhahahaha... i'm so evil. i'm sure that you are getting pretty scared of me by now... are you shaking? don't call the police, i have your house bugged and everything. I also have a bug and cam on every one of your little friends as well. Plus, i have installed in them a bomb that will explode at the push of a button, so tell them not to do anything stupid or the dumb ditzy blond one goes first. you know who you are... Well, actually, she's not really blond. More of a bright bright yellow that's almost blinding. but anyway, she's first to go... muhahahaha, nobody can beat the evil stalker!!! bow to me or die!!!! i want something, i'll keep in touch, in the mean time, don't do anything stupid...>: )

The fifth message...
Name: me
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: right here
Time: 1999-11-16 22:47:06
Comments: YO YO YO!!!! wuzzup?! haha, it's me again! yeah, the stalker... forgot about me already? well, that's not a smart thing to do 'cause I control you. I control everything that goes on in your little pathetic life. I am getting better at this now so you better not mess with me! I see you put a little section about me, I'm just warning any of you out there now, if you give her any info about me, you're next on my long list of people to stalk! I don't tolerate any of this. but anyway, i can see YOU right now, and let me tell you, it's NOT a pretty sight! STOP THAT!!! ok, here's the deal, I told you before that I want something, right? i will be dropping subtle hints this week and i hope that you catch on, 'cause you already got me mad this week! that's not smart...

Message #6.....
Name: DIE DIE DIE!
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: here
Time: 1999-11-24 04:36:00
Comments: alright lady! how have you been doing? did ya miss me? i'm sure you must've! anyway, you know your pathetic little ditzy friend!? haha, now that she's went away to... blah...yankee-ville, i will kill her! did ya say your little good bye? i will not, however, if you do something very simple for me. I want you to leave me a message telling me how much you love me and how much you worship me! yes. that is not all, but that will do for now. go ahead, it's not the first time i've heard it, but i don't mind hearing it again. If i don't see a message by thursday (yankee turkey day) the bomb will explode on her! muhahahahaha!!! yes yes yes! i always win! if this isn't good enough... i'll have to deal with the one you call "bean". she's awfully annoying sometimes! ugh! gotta get rid of her! remember what you have to do!

It seems that there are a few people who don't like my Stalker. I think that my Stalkeris kinda funny but that's just me. Well here are some messages from people who don't like my Stalker....

Name: Heather
Website: Tweenie Mc§mlees Groovie Lil' Homepage
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Canada
Time: 1999-11-29 20:34:12
Comments: Um.. heyya Katie! What's up? I went to ur page again to see if there have been any updates but no.. well not to my knowledge anyways. Anywho, i decided to check ur guestbook again and I dont like your stalker guy. Gee... I bet he thinks he's pretty cool pretending to be a stalker and threatening to blow me up etc. etc. etc. Oh gee... SMART GUY! Katie, how do u always manage to attract all the cool guys? anywho.. I hope I pissed of stalker guy cause well... It's fun to piss off dumb people! SeeYa Katie!

Name: christine
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: canada
Time: 1999-11-30 22:09:03
Comments: Katie! Who is your stalker? How come they want to kill me? What did I do? That's not fair, it's ok if they kill heather but ME!? If you know who it is, tell them to stop or I'll have to beat them up. Yeah, heather's right! This stalker person sux and is NOT COOL! ugh... anyway, this is a warning whoever you are, don't mess with the best! hehe : )

It seems that my Stalker is not happy with the people who don't like him/her/it. Here is his/her/it's 7th message....
Name: stalker
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-11 04:15:15
Comments: oooh! i'm so afraid!! your little friends actually think they can threaten me?! HA! I laugh in the face of danger! tell that little blond and beansprout that they shouldn't go around insulting people. that's rude ya know? but if they wanna play the game, i'm alright with that. i will have to add another one of your WAY TOO COOL friends to the death list. "who's the next contestant on the DEATH LIST?" that would be um... david, bob. david, c'mon down. now, catherine, i know that you cherish all your pathetic little friends, so post me a little worship note, and i'll postpone their deaths for awhile. deal? good... i'll be waiting. or the little boy goes...

Lordbill doesn't seem to like my Stalker.... Name: Lordbill
Website: stalkers suck
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: australia
Time: 1999-12-30 04:52:00
Comments: hey your stalkers a looney!!!! come get me u crazy wacked out monkey!!!! i'd like to see u try. lordbill ps. i think the site is real cool and the stalkers a looney.

Name: stalker
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-30 22:23:25
Comments: hey! did ya miss me? well, even stalkers need a little holiday break, so i decided to give you a little break as well. but now christmas is over and we are about to enter a new millenium. should we make amends? should i reveal myself to you and we can become the closest buds that there ever was? i am still deciding that. you can give me your reply if you want. but i will keep in touch. aren't i especially nice today? anyway, tell that LORDBILL to bite me! i'm cool!

Aparently here is a message of someone who is trying to impersonate my stalker...
Name: your favorite person in the world
Website: you want me now
Referred by: From a Friend
From: katie's bedroom
Time: 2000-01-01 22:31:28
Comments: hey katie...i bet you can't guess who this is...well, sucks to be you, then!!!! i know you want a piece of my ass...ha ha ha, you can't deny it...see ya later, bye!!!!
ps-you can stalk meif you like

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