"Are you ready?"

"Yep."

"Who goes first?"

"Me."

"Okay."

"Coffee."

"Tea."

"Summer."

"Autumn."

"Silence."

"Rain."

"Desert island, obviously."

"Paris."

"Yes."

"No."

"No!"

"Yes."

"Sailing."

"Skiing."

"USA."

"England."

"Mexican."

"Chinese."

"Whiskey."

"Wine… Well that's it then."

"I guess so."

"According to this, we're completely incompatible."

"Looks that way."

"What do we do now?"

"Well, we could…"

"Mmm."

"And then…"

"Mmmmm…. Ooh yes… don't stop."

"Seems like there's something we agree on after all."

"Oh… oh… Very definitely… God!!!"

"Oh God… Let's just base this relationship on sex then."

"Sounds like a plan to me."

"I love it when you can't sleep."