Hey Aaron
Story by Anonymous

~~*Chapter Four- March 30, 2000, Thursday*~~

March 30, 2000, Thursday

Dear Journal,
    Hey wassup? I still feel a little awkward that I'm talking to a book, but actually, it's kinda cool. Anyway, you'd never guess what happened today! This is hilarious. This afternoon, during my break, I was walking down the street to the nearest coffee house. Anyway, I saw this really pretty girl with short blonde hair and blue (or was it green?) eyes. Well, anyway, she was walking to the same coffee house as I was. When I got there, none other than Britney "the slut" Spears is there WITHOUT a disguise or anything and she was wearing the most slutty outfit I've ever seen. I wanted to throw up. Anyway, the pretty blonde girl walks up to the register, and Britney cuts in front of her. The girl got really mad and tapped Britney on the shoulder. Britney decides to ignore the girl. Baaaaaad choice. So the girl grabs her hair in anger and what do ya know! Her hair falls off! I started laughing so hard. Britney screamed immensely saying "Oh my hair extensions!" She noticed me cracking up as she walked by, or should I say ran. She got angry at me and I gave her the finger. Haha! God, I hate her more than I hated my girlfriend! I thought that was extremely funny. If you're a Britney fan, sorry. Well, it's like 6:00 in the morning. I am pretty tired. Good Night (or I guess morning) and PEACE OUT YA'LL!

Nick

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