Here's a little page for everybody who complains there's not enough pictures of me on my website.

(If these aren't enough for you, check out the Graduation Pictures Gallery--or get over your sick obsession, stalker!)

Here's me with a person I created out of wood.
On my way to class.


Here's me next to the most evil highway in the country, on the 13th mile of which my life was threatened by a huge hay truck--really.


Ah . . . New College.


Here's me on the verge of falling to my death. The people I was with, whom I can't name because of the lawsuit, decided they would rather snap a photo then help their "friend."


Here's me arriving in the 5th Arrondissment Teleporter in Paris. It's amazing what they can do these days. Miami to Paris in 0.5 seconds, with only mild nausea. Ever heard of the future?


This photo got left in the darkroom all summer, and has a few stains on it. I'm still clearly visible, though.


Here's me with famous modern artist Joseph Beuys.


The Jurassic Park ride at Islands of Adventure in Orlando. We're scared.


The morning after a PCP.