~DRAMA~

These are some plays that I found in the bottom of my desk drawer when I was cleaning it out last winter.  I showed them to my agent and she said that I probably wrote them.  I post them here so that anybody who recognizes them can give me a clue as to their possible origin(s).

PLAY I (IN ONE ACT)
Dramatis Personnae:
-God
-An Human

HUMAN:  Holy crap, where'd I come from?
GOD:  I created you.
HUMAN:  That's cool. So...thanks, I guess.  Is the gift of life a good one?
GOD:  That depends on whether you think life is good.
HUMAN:  It's okay so far.  (Stubs toe) Ow!  I stubbed my toe!  Jeez, that hurts.  Why'd you let that   happen, God?
GOD:  Look, that was your fault.

Fin

PLAY II (IN TWO ACTS)
Dramatis Personnae:
-God
-An Human

Act I
HUMAN:  Oh, wow.  Where'd I come from?
GOD:  I created you.
HUMAN:  Right on.  Should I worship you, or whatever?
GOD:  Yeah, but just me, okay?  I kind of have a jealousy thing.
HUMAN:  Okay.

Act II
HUMAN:  Hey, look at all this cool stuf I can do!  I got trains, buildings, DNA, elctrons, psychology...
GOD:  Yeah...that's pretty good, I guess.
HUMAN:  What's that?  I couldn't hear you--hey look!  I have the Internet now!

Fin

PLAY III  (IN TWO ACTS)
Dramatis Personnae:
-An Human
-An Other Human
-An Other Human, This One Dressed as God

Act I
HUMAN 1:  Oh boy, where'd we come from?
HUMAN 2:  Probably God created us.
HUMAN 1:  Probably.  What do we do now?
HUMAN 2:  Feel guilty, I think.
HUMAN 1:  Oh.

Act II
HUMAN DRESSED AS GOD:  Hey guys!  Look, I'm God!
HUMAN 1:  Yeah, you sure are!
HUMAN 2:  Wow, that's really cool!
HUMAN DRESSED AS GOD:  Isn't it?  Okay, I'm going to die now.
HUMAN 1:  And I thought I felt guilty before!

Fin