i know just how annoying error pages can be, but i also know how to make them fun...

let's start with a joke!! okay... one day, a man put two apples into the oven to bake. one apple turned to the other and said, "man is it hot in here!!" the other jumped back in horror and screamed "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING APPLE!!!"

so that wans't any good? hmm... let's see... i suppose i could dance a bit for you... *dnaces* okay... that didn't work...

um... why not go home?