167 Reasons To...VOTE BUSH OUT!
[Most are valid, some are frivolous]


1.  Because.
2.  He's even pissing off republicans.
3.  The Bush administration is trying to criminalize dissent.
4.  Reclassifying Mcdonalds jobs as manufacturing jobs.
5.  Diebold voting machines.
6.  The owner of Diebold is a major Bush supporter.
7.  Shameless new Bush ads use 9/11 tragedy for political gain.
8.  The American people have to endure his misleading 200 million dollar ad campaign.
9.  The kidnapping of Haitian President Jean-Bertrand Aristide.
10.  The deposed Haitian dictator Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier has announced that he intends to return to
            Haiti asap.
11.  He tap dances on our constitution.
12.  Howard Stern is out of a job.
13.  Clear Channel.
14.  The FCC's Michael Powell.
15.  Refuses to sign the global land mine treaty.
16.  Endangers the life of every living being on earth.
17.  His Secretary of Education, Rod Paige, called the National Education Association (NEA) a terrorist organization.
18.  Dismissed his own new jobs forecast promising 2.6 million jobs.
19.  Just listen to him talk.
20.  Credibility gap as wide as the continental divide.
21.  His stupid war in Iraq.
22.  Treasonous blowing of CIA agent's cover in an act of political revenge and intimidation.
23.  Hospitalized troops are being charged for meals, at a daily rate of $8.10, including those wounded in Iraq
            and Afghanistan.
24.  Halliburton.
25.  The Carlyle Group.
26.  Dick Cheney.
27.  Antonin Scalia and Dick Cheney go "canned" duck hunting. Cheney has case before Supreme Court.
28.  Highest US trade deficit ever, 494.4 billion dollars.  Wow.
29.  $87 Billion.
30.  John Ashcroft.
31.  Medicare "reform."
32.  "Clear Skies" initiative is a license for polluters to spew more crud into the atmosphere.
33.  "Healthy Forests" initiative enables timber companies to slice up more old growth trees.
34.  Gutted protection for Alaska's Tongass National Forest.
35.  Where's Osama?
36.  About those weapons of mass destruction...
37.  What is the recipe for "NIGER YELLOW CAKE"?
38.  Donald Rumsfeld.
39.  Richard Perle.
40.  Paul Wolfowitz.
41.  "Bring 'em on."
42.  "Mission Accomplished."
43.  Bush stages a press conference about as often as the Chicago Cubs win the World Series.
44.  521 billion dollar budget deficit - less than 4 years after inheriting a 200 billion dollar SURPLUS!
45.  2 trillion dollar debt - THAT'S TRILLION!
46.  400 billion+ dollar defense budget.
47.  Four dollar social services budget.
48.  Tax "reform" benefitting the top 2% income bracket.
49.  Karl Rove.
50.  Condoleeza Rice.
51.  Cannot connect the dots.
52.  Stonewalling 9/11 commission.
53.  Didn't win the popular vote.
54.  Rigged the Florida vote.
55.  Didn't really win the electoral vote. Thanks, U.S. Supreme Court.
56.  Kathryn Harris.
57.  Hundreds of dead U.S. troops since the "end of combat operations" in Iraq.
58.  $180+ million campaign war chest, all the better to buy the next election with.
59.  Professed support for constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage.
60.  Didn't bother to renew unemployment benefits in time for thousands of American families, December 2002.
61.  Come to think of it, Scrooge did not bother to renew unemployment benefits in December 2003 too.
62.  Nuke-ular.
63.  Fox News.
64.  FCC attempts to deregulate broadcast ownership regulations.
65.  Repeated attempts to legalize oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
66.  Tax breaks for Hummer buyers.
67.  Takes longest vacations than any other president in history.
68.  Bush's grandfather, Prescott Bush, a U.S. senator from Connecticut, had investment dealings with Hitler's Nazi Germany in the 1930s while working for the banking firm Brown Brothers Harriman.
69.  Son of George Bush, Sr.
70.  Brother of Jeb.
71.  Cannot properly operate a pretzel.
72.  Pushes "free trade" agreements enabling loss of U.S. jobs, exploitation of third world workers.
73.  "Operation Iron Hammer."
74.  Guantanemo Bay human rights abuses.
75.  "Collateral damage."
76.  The Patriot Act.
77.  Patriot Act II.
78.  Misuse of FBI to harass peace activists.
79.  Elevation of minor offenses to federal crimes under the guise of fighting "terrorism."
80.  Opposition to national health care.
81.  Opposition to University of Michigan's attempts to retain affirmative action in admissions policies.
82.  Bechtel.
83.  Undermining of Freedom of Information Act.
84.  Massive unemployment.
85.  Supports exporting - American Jobs?!?
86.  Tax breaks for companies moving facilities offshore.
87.  Reactionary judicial appointees.
88.  Attempts to "reform" 75-year-old fair labor practices regulations by eliminating legal requirement
            to pay millions of Americans overtime.
89.  Copped out on the Kyoto Protocol on global warming.
90.  Bagged the Anti-Ballistic Missile (ABM) Treaty.
91.  Reneged on the International Criminal Court.
92.  Lied to American public about reasons for war.
93.  Lied to Congress about reasons for war.
94.  Lied to the United Nations about reasons for war.
95.  Prohibited filming or broadcast of coffins of slain service personnel returning to Andrews Air Force Base.
96.  Lied about Jessica Lynch's "heroism."
97.  Ignored the heroism of less-photogenic/non-white combat personnel who perished in action.
98.  Lied that Saddam Hussein and Al Quaeda had something to do with one another.
99.  "Axis of Evil."
100.  Executed 152 prisoners, including the mentally disabled, as Governor of Texas.
101.  Publicly mocked Karla Faye Tucker prior to her execution - "Please don't kill me."
102.  Ignores Chinese abuses in Tibet.
103.  Tony Blair/George Dubya: best pals.
104.  Administration doctored CIA intelligence reports to make case for war, then tried to blame the agency.
105.  Opposition to minimum wage increases.
106.  "Shock and Awe."
107.  Attempts to distract public from failed policies through use of gay marriage as a campaign "wedge" issue.
108.  Willingly accepts support of Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson.
109.  Gave convicted Iran-Contra criminal John Poindexter a job.
110.  "Total Information Awareness."
111.  Administration has reserved right to preemptively use nuclear weapons for "defense"   purposes.
112.  Went to England to get his picture taken with the queen in order to appear more presidential
            during 2004 campaign.
113.  Protectionist policies for big-bucks buddies in agricultural, steel, and textile industries.
114.  Opposition to living wage ordinances.
115.  Best pals with Ken Lay of Enron, massive gubernatorial and presidential campaign contributor.
116.  Refusal to condemn Israel's murder of American peace activist Rachel Corrie.
117.  Refusal to negotiate with Yasser Arafat, elected leader of the Palestinian people.
118.  Support for development of "non-lethal" weapons systems.
119.  Support for "Star Wars II" missile defense system.
120.  Flew to Iraq to eat turkey on Thanksgiving.
121.  Didn't bother to visit wounded soldiers in hospitals on Thanksgiving.
122.  Thanksgiving visit to Baghdad forced soldiers to eat turkey "dinner" at 6:00 am local time.
123.  Didn't bother to visit the families of slain soldiers.
124.  Hasn't attended any soldiers' funerals.
125.  Taxpayers' tab for 2-hour Baghdad visit: $1 million.
126.  Using FBI to spy on domestic protest groups - just like Nixon - in new COINTELPRO campaign.
127.  Brother Neil paid $60,000 per year as consultant by company seeking government contracts.
128.  Republican filibuster for Bush judicial nominees.
129.  General Tommy Franks: "Martial law could be declared" if there's another 9/11 style attack in U.S.
130.  Special favors for broadcast buddies courtesy FCC: Repeal of regulations limiting broadcast ownership.
131.  Ignored warnings from outgoing Clinton administration officials about threats posed by Al Queda.
132.  Project for a New American Century: Group planned Iraq attack before Bush was even elected.
133.  Support for limitations on pain and suffering, medical malpractice damage awards by courts.
134.  Changed headline on White House website to rewrite history: "End of combat operations" became
                "end of major combat operations."
135.  Modified White House website to prevent indexing/archiving of such future revisions.
136.  Rush Limbaugh likes him.
137.  Supports nuclear power.
138.  Cut funding to Americorp.
139.  Refuses to fund renewable/eco-friendly energy research and programs.
140.  Blocking congressional investigation into 9/11.
141.  Refused to increase child tax credit for the working poor.
142.  Oil drilling in the Great Lakes.
143.  Has rewritten environmental regulations to allow the wholesale dumping of Strip Mine Wastes into rivers.
144.  Has allowed corporate hog farmers to contaminate the land and water, overturning a decision
            won by the Natural Resources Defense Council.
145.  Bush's EPA lied to New Yorkers about the quality of air just after 9/11, so they could
            open up the stock market sooner.
146.  Can't drive a Segway.
147.  Thought milk cost $5 a gallon. Totally out of touch.
148.  Tried to make the queen wear an ID in her own palace - AND screwed up her TV reception.
149.  He’s a boob.
150.  Pledged billions for AIDS research in Africa; forgot to pay up once the cameras were off.
151.  Doesn't read newspapers.
152.  His leadership is like the "blind leading the deaf" - according to Former Treasury Secretary Paul O' Neill.
153.  His fighter pilot uniform was too tight - you know where.
154.  Bush family ties to the Bin Ladin family.
155.  Sex, lies and videotape - without the sex.
156.  "Your either with us or against us."
157.  Tries to sell more whoppers than Burger King.
158.  Why isn't Ken Lay in jail?
159.  Promised a "humble foreign policy" then delivered to us "Pre-emptive wars".
160.  Nominated??? for Nobel Peace Prize. What the hey?
161.  Bob Novak.
162.  Illegal for Americans to purchase prescription drugs from Canada.
163.  Signs a "so called" medicare reform bill with no provision for price negotiation with pharmaceutical companies.
164.  Won't answer tough questions.
165.  Can't answer tough questions.
166.  Milks fear like a dairy farmer milks cows.
167.  Looks like Alfred E. Neuman ("what me worry?") of Mad Magazine.


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