"BORN AGAIN"
(1) The art of pretending to be religious to appease
rightwing fundamentalists and sway them into voting as a block so I can
have the whole SOUTH to myself;
(2) Invoking the name of "BILLY GRAHAM" and "JESUS"
at public gatherings to keep up the image;
(3) The act of pretending to be religious while
at the same time living like hell and sending others to die for my foolishness.
"UNITER, NOT A DIVIDER"
Make cultural wedge issues central in American politics.
Divide and conquer. Energize fundamentalists against gays, lesbians,
and anyone else who disagrees with their narrow views. Cultivate
my political base at all costs -- even at the expense of America's future.
Bring the "gay marriage" issue to the fore in order to exploit. Make
it a constitutional issue and blow it up beyond belief.
"FAST-FOOD MANUFACTURING JOBS"
Change the classification of McDonald's, Wendy's,
and Burger King workers to "manufacturing jobs" to make it look like the
economy is improving in an election year. Scoff at economists who
disagree with your concept that flipping burgers is the same as assembling
jets.
"FREE-SPEECH ZONES"
Build a one-half mile "security" perimeter around
all White House officials. Don't permit any Democrat or non-Bush
supporter within that area, but rather restrict them to the "free-speech
zone" out of sight and out of mind. Arrest and
detain any protester who carries an anti-Bush sign within the limits
and rough-up anyone who disagrees with the
president's policies. (Don't you just love how "DEMOCRACY" works?!)
"NO-FLY LISTS"
Order Attorney General John Ashcroft to draw up
a "No-Fly List" to distribute to all airport security staff. Order
security to ban all on the list from flying anywhere in the U.S.
The "No-Fly List" includes peace activists, a few nuns and ministers, and
thousands who are coincidentally not politically in tune with Bush.
Use the "No-Fly List" as PROOF that Homeland Security is working.
Attempt to use the list to ban flyers in Britain and France who may have
names similar to Muslim suspects -- no exceptions -- such as children under
5 and ordinary British and French citizens. The idea is to create
image! Give the overriding IMPRESSION that you are doing something
against terrorism.
"BOOMING ECONOMY"
My rich pals are getting richer, so that's a sign
the economy is booming! Never mind the 15 million out of work and
losing their homes and health care. Never mind those out on the streets.
If my buddies' bottom lines are improving, that's all that matters.
"FREE TRADE"
Give special breaks and incentives to companies
OUTSOURCING jobs to foreign countries. After all, outsourcing is
a sign of an improving economy! FREE TRADE means we open our borders
to illegal aliens to perform American jobs for cheap, and if that doesn't
finish America off, then export the rest overseas. Cheap labor is
the name of the game! And if companies want to locate their home
offices overseas to avoid paying our high taxes, I say let them do it!
(After all, they're the ones filling my campaign war chest against the
Democrats.)
"FAITH-BASED"
(1) Use the diversion of funds into religious organizations
as a guise to "privatize" education;
(2) Use "faith-based" intelligence as a basis for
war, circumvent the function of established intelligence agencies, and
create private front agencies (such as the OFFICE OF SPECIAL PLANS) so
that not only the "intelligence" is fabricated & false, but the money
goes into the hands of my buddies who cannot be subjected to congressional
oversight;
(3) Use taxpayer funds for religious projects for
personal political expediency. Stomp on the separation of powers
between church-state. Attack the Constitution.
(4) Use my fabricated image of "faith" to drive
a wedge among the American people, and thus gain a following among extremists.
"COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE"
(1) Increase the tax burden on the middle class,
working people, and poor;
(2) Bomb the hell out of Baghdad and claim Jesus
made me do it;
(3) Unleash nuclear warheads on SUSPECT countries
no matter how many million DIE;
(4) Cut medical benefits and medication remedies
for the elderly while padding the pockets of pharmaceutical companies,
my
PALS! "PRO-LIFE"
(1) Kill them all and let my friend GOD sort 'em
out!
(2) Kill thousands if innocent Iraqi civilians just
to get the guy who tried to get my DADDY!
(3) Kill millions of babies in Third World nations
by not allowing generic drugs to be distributed [thus padding the pockets
of billionaires];
(4) Arrange for undisclosed assassinations of political
opponents both foreign and domestic; (5) Cut off food supplies to countries
I don't like.
"FAMILY VALUES"
(1) My Grandpappy Prescott was a Nazi and helped
supply Adolf!;
(2) My daddy supplied Saddam with WMD; that's how
I know he's got them!
(3) My daughters got caught drunk and got off the
hook, surprise surprise;
(4) How I get out of all my messes: FAMILY!
(5) Bush family connections to Bin Laden family
is how I got my first investors in my little Texas company, Arbusto.
In fact, if it weren't the Bin Ladens, I wouldn't have become a millionaire
and then got to be a hero after Osama bin Laden did his thing on those
liberals up in New York!
"PROJECT for a NEW AMERICAN CENTURY"
(1) Group that met with me in Texas in 1997, 1998,
1999, and 2000 to plan takeover of the White House and takeover of Iraq;
(2) Rumsfeld, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Bennett, Quayle,
Bolton, Libby, Brother Jeb, Perle and I put it together, and conquest of
Iraq was main focus 'cause it meant we'd control the world's energy resources
and make America EMPIRE!
(3) We even set up our own website! Want to
see?
"http://www.newamericancentury.org/bushdoctrine-013002.htm"
Project for the New American Century. Now, look back at 1997 and 1998
and see how we were planning to take out Saddam and make Americans think
Iraq was an imminent threat. We even wrote that damn Clinton sleazebag
in 1998 about Saddam - how we were out to get rid of him. I know
containment had worked for years, but that isn't the objective.
"ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTIONS"
(1) Nullify the Clean Water Act;
(2) Nullify the Clean Air Act;
(3) Kill the KYOTO PROTOCOL ACCORD;
(4) Turn over all national forests to "friendly"
lumber corporations to clear cut;
(5) Turn over all federal wilderness lands to buddy
corporations [never any corporation that failed to contribute to the GOP
of course];
(6) Turn the Alaska wilderness into a drilling party
for my oil company pals (and override the Congress to do it!);
(7) Cancel all regulations concerning pollution
and emission standards;
(8) reward the polluters while punishing the public;
(9) Use and burn up all natural resources remaining
because all the good Christians are soon to be raptured and will leave
all the bad guys a world depleted of all resources to sustain life.
"TAX RELIEF & CUTS"
(1) Make permanent $2 trillion cut for the 3% that
happen to be my pals;
(2) Re-distribute tax structure so that middle class
and poor carry most of the weight while having only 5% of the income;
(3) Repeal capital gains, inheritance tax, dividends
tax, and any other tax which affect my buddies -- redistribute the tax
burden back to the poor;
(4) Make the deficit so BIG that America can never
get out of debt and will have to declare bankruptcy, and thus get
rid of all those hated social programs.
"WMD"
(1) What Daddy shipped Saddam in the 80s to fight
Iran and had it paid for through laundered money that
eventually cost US taxpayers $150 billion, no problem;
(2) The #1 excuse I have for attacking Iraq, oh
goodie!
(3) What North Korea has and I ignore and Iraq has
little of [since we destroyed most of his arsenal in 1991] but I'm still
going after the SOB 'cause it means $300 trillion in oil for my pals and
payback for Daddy!
"WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION PROGRAMS"
Whenever it gets "discovered" that I was lying about
WMD, all I have to do is add the word "PROGRAMS" to make it legit!
That way my loyal right-wing followers will believe it and forget about
the former, no problem.
"WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION PROGRAMS ACTIVITIES"
Whenever it gets "discovered" that I was lying about
Weapons of Mass Destruction PROGRAMS, all I have to do is add the word
"ACTIVITIES" to make it legit! That way my loyal right-wing followers
will believe it and forget about the former, no
problem.