K-who? may well be the only question you want answered, but we won't tell you who Klippspringer is, because if you don't know you shouldn't be here. But we will say what Klippspringer (the band) isn't.
			Klippspringer is noy somehow linked to the Ku Klux Klan even though they are a three piece and have a single entitled Triple K. Klippspringer's first song was not 'Wake Up" it was infact "Kum-bye-yah". This Klippspringer has no relationship with the klipspringer, Afican antelope. But they are somehow related to the cat. :- Jimbo's cat is called Clippspringer. They are in some way related to a klaxon, as they too produce powerful electric sounds. The Klippspringer boys do not have kleptomania. Nor have they ever stolen anything as a band. Every member of Klippspringer has had lessons in Karate, but none of them are black belts. Nat and Jim have both their kidneys. As for floods we can not confirm any such rumours. None of the K-boys have eaten kippers, kohlrabi, knotweed, komijne kass, koel, kokako, konini, kotuku, korma, Kraft cheddar cream cheese, Kangaroo meat or kernaled corn. They hate Koalas. On most other topics their are kosher.
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