Here are some words and descriptions that should never come into use when discussing Klippspringer.

YOKE - A shaped piece of wood to fit a persons shoulders and support a pail or dark bucket at each end.

OIL TANKER - A large sea vessel for carrying and spilling oil.

USHER - A Person who shows people to their seats and tells people to shut up.

SOCKET WRENCH - Tool for griping and turning nuts or bolt or something.

HINGES - Joints on which a lid, door or gate turns or swings .....or a tennis chick.

INCUBATOR - Apparatus for hatching eggs by artificial warmth or for rearing small, weak babies.

TONSURE - Shaved top of head of a monk or priest. N.B. Not all bald people are monks.

MOORHEN - Black water birds with red bills, that you see at lakes.

EPITAPH - Words commemorating a dead person, as cut on their tombstone. Note: You do not have to have a tomb, to have a stone.