The Truth About Dieting

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


A forward I got.

Blonde Jokes

Yeah! My favorite kind of joke.

#1:
There are three women standing in front of a magic mirror: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If you tell a lie in front of this mirror, you will be sucked up and die.
The brunette says "I think I am the prettiest girl in the world." She gets sucked up and dies.
The redhead says "I think I am the smartest girl in the world." She gets sucked up and dies.
The blonde says "I think-" She gets sucked up and dies.

#2:
There are nine women, one brunette and the rest blonde, suspended from Mount Everest by a single rope. If one of them doesn't let go, the rope will break and they will all fall and die.
The brunette makes a long, emotional speech about how she will sacrifice herself to save the others. When she finishes, all the blondes clap.

#3:
Some blonde women walk into a bar. They sit down at a table, pound their fists on it, and shout "21 days! 21 days!" More blondes come in. They sit down at the same table, shouting "21 days! 21 days!" As more and more blondes are coming in and shouting, the bartender begins to get curious.
Then one blonde comes in carrying something flat. She sets it on the table, and all the blondes explode with "21 days! 21 days!"
By now the bartender can hardly contain his curiousity, and he walks over to see what they are shouting about. He sees on the table a framed kid's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. He asks them, "What's going on?" A blonde excitedly replies, "Well, the label on the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in only 21 days!"

#4:
Three women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, are stuck on a deserted island. They decide to swim back to shore.
The brunette gets a quarter of the way there, can't go on, and drowns.
The redhead gets three quarters of the way there, can't go on, and drowns.
The blonde gets halfway there, decides she's too tired to go on, and swims back.

Hope you enjoyed! More soon.