Same shit. Different day.
- Wayne

You want to get laid? Crawl up the ass of a chicken and wait.

QUOTES

"It's like waking up one morning and your cat talks to you." - Mike Church (Kenneth Branagh) Dead Again

"What lies behind you and what lies before you are tiny matters compared to what lies within you." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"That's the karmic credit plan - buy now, pay FOREVER."
-Hogie Carmichael (Robin Williams) Dead Again

"Reality comes crashing down..." - Stephen King Cujo

"Of all the points on the compass, there is but one direction and time is its only measurement." - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

"I hope that I never have so much dignity that I cannot dance in the rain." - Shannon

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. What you do with the gift of life determines who you are." -Mewtwo The First Pokemon Movie

"I could be a monkey on pot and write books like Kurt Vonnegut." - me

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist." - Kevin Spacey The Usual Suspects

"I don't beleive in God, but I'm afraid of him." - Kevin Spacey The Usual Suspects

"You shouldn't play music for cheap reasons. To me, music is like sperm-you don't just shoot it for anybody, unless you really feel it's a magic spot. I've done it, and I felt very cheap for doing it." -Perry Farrel of Jane's Addiction

"it's good to learn what it's like to be a whore." - Perry Farrell of Jane's Addiction

"I'm not particularly taken with life. I'd probably be very good as just an astral spirit." - David Bowie