I thought that instead of the conventional links page idea, we could maybe reference some pubs/films/music/books etc that we like, because well...there aren't that many decent sites out there...so here you go, the things that have influenced our lives.

OMG! U SHUD TOTLY CHEK OUT THEEZ FILMZ!
Rope (1948)
The Boondock Saints (1999)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Freddy Got Fingered (2002)
Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Bowling For Columbine (2000)
Ocean's 11 (1960)
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly (1967)
Dawn of the Dead (1978)

AWSUM BOOKS LOL
1984 - George Orwell
The Antichrist - Friedrich Nietzsche
Stupid White Men - Michael Moore
The Communist Manifesto - Karl Marx
Understanding Power - Noam Chomsky
The Satanic Bible - Anton LaVey

BEER
Harry's Bar, Castlederg
The Linenhall Bar, Derry
Biddy's O Barnes, Donegal (apologies for spelling)
Montagu Arms, Portstewart

GUD SITES OMFG
www.maddox.xmission.com - what web sites should be like. The quintessential guide to humour.
www.harmony-central.com - see reviews on moosacal gear for your electrical geetars.
www.alldumb.com - it's funny.
www.geocities.com - if you want to make a site and don't have any money, and don't care if the site looks like shit, these are your guys. simply superb. *no sarcasm evident*

EASY GIRLS IN 'THE DERG'
Mrs Gaston - the fundamentalist christian whore in our library, bound to take it in the shitter though.
Kim Gallagher - probably the reason why there's a chlymadia epidemic in West Tyrone.
Trudy Sproule - although presently off the slutting circuit due to an unplanned pregnancy at 13, you should be in with a shot in the near future.
Andrea Porter - while the aforementioned look human, this lady may only be used as a last-ditch effort to get off, as she has the appearance of a feasting hyena...that wears make up.

fuck it, just go to Sammy's on the Friday night of your choice in the Derg, and if they let you keep your hand there once you have a finger half way up her fallopian, you've pulled (no talking required)

that was a pretty comprehensive page, huh? I'm pretty pleased with it, so don't rip that idea off or I will bite your testicles off. cunt.
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