R Y A N S T I L E S

"We're not gonna try to do some improv, we're gonna do some improv."

"Look what they made me do!!"

"That's quite all right, my friend."

"If I were but I a man who was tall I would be me."

Watch out for that tall fellow next to you...he may get that look in his eyes, and then...SMOOCH!!

He does the "Brie trick" not once but twice!

He's a karate lizard!

He can't speak Italian...but he excells in Swedish!

"From now on I want to be known as Helen." "They don't let me around zippers." "Get on your...metal...dress." "She is one great woman, but don't get to close to her.  Her teeth are long and can bite you!" "Who's Noah, and who's Noahs wife?" "You can't eat raw dough!  You'll get worms in your tummy, worms in your tummy!"

Oh!!!!  The girl in the front....row!!!

"Sure Drew, if everyone claps their hands and believes." "Hey baby that was 10 years ago, we're the Kings of Belgium now!" "I'd like to make a fort out of her panties!" "He's robbing the craft-matic adjustable bed!" "No, I'm just trying to distract you so I can blow up you Death Star!"

"There, now Beer Boy feel good."