My Life of Leisure:  Behind the Desk

"I'm your host star of the movie Thighs Wide Shut."

"I'm goning to deduct 50 points for making me watch that."

"The points don't matter, but I give them anyway... cause I love them."

Gotta give the new guy a hard time...

"This is Drew he sits behind the desk and makes a lot more than us."                                         -Greg

"We'll be right back to the 24 hour Drew Carey Network in just a moment..."                                          -Ryan

Drew-"Africa's of course a big country.... Greg- "Ha ha!  It's also a big continent if you're a geographer!"

(Drew throws one of his cards at Ryan) Ryan: "Apparently we have a special bonus... (he picks the card up of the floor) ...it's one of Drew Carey's cue cards, which has never been read!"

"Let me get this straight are you Jim or Miriah?                                      -Greg

*Wayne sits in Drew's chair* "Drew Carey's butt is so warm...ain't no booty like a Drew Carey booty, hay!!"                                              -Wayne