Colin Mochrie

"Don't you know, I being Canadian...I'm metric."

"Can't you tell I'm perturbed?" (Colin Mochrie, the only person I've ever heard use the word 'perturbed' of his own free will.)

"I just try to be lovable, and it seems to work for me."

"Well, I also have no money, being a Nazi General caught in a time warp."

The Obi-Wan of Improv!

The mostly Canadian snappy dresser!

Science experiment gone wrong!

*Strange things to find in your bed.* Wayne: Colin?  Ahhh! Colin:  Teach me to sing like you!! -Wayne leaves and Colin turns to Ryan. Ryan:  What's his problem? Colin:  I don't know. "Chefs wear those hats.  That's how you  can tell them apart from inexperienced people who just like to do things with food." "Roosters taste good in citrus." "I didn't notice the tank until he opened the door.  It's a tank!  How could you not notice it?  Boy...weird, huh?"

Drew: I'm going to give Colin his points after the show... Colin:  Thank you! Drew:...I'm going to sing them to you! Colin:  I love you. Drew:  Sorry I can't hear you, your shirt's too loud! Colin:  What happened to us?

"When you kill someone by hitting them on the head, rolling them up in a carpet and burning it...you'd better make sure they're dead." "You fool!  Annabelle never loved you!" "Wait!  The cat!  No, that's no good!" "I want you to do it like you're constipated....because in space they don't have...well I don't have to explain, you know!  Action!"

Drew:  Now if only we had a couple of gay tourists... Greg:  That's us! Colin:  I told you we shouldn't have gone to Will & Grace!