Chip Esten

"This character dies....get Chip on the phone!"

"Half of us would be joking around like that anyway even if the show wasn't on."

"You can never second guess yourself, because the Whose Line? comes in."

"I gotta go, I'm throwing a party.  I know I didn't invite you.  Well frankly you're not quirky enough."

Chip Quotes

"Welcome back, from the break. It didn't take to long! We've got lots of news for you! I'm gonna sing a little song!"

"...and some of them were older Rock n' Roll stars who used those brain worms for creative purposes..."

"We're here with our favorite meteoro..meteora...weather man!   Swing Nicely!"

Chip: You're a rebel man, I don't wanna mess with you! Ryan: You're a plan and I'm a car, man!  Two different groups that don't get along, you know what I'm saying!?!? Chip: I'll always be rich and you'll always be poor in your ripped T-shirt mister! Ryan: You're from on the wrong side of the track and I'm from on the building.  You're from speghetti and I'm from meat! Can't you see we're two total different things? Chip: But that doesn't mean we can't still...make a transaction in my pet shop!