Brad Sherwood

Everybody's favorite studmuffin!

"Here I will give you the lucky cayene pepper salute...uh oh...ah ah ahchoo!  Your wig!" "There's nothing better than a 200lb snatch." "Speaking of 'hot and sticky' let's go to the weather." "I hate those stealth elephants, cause they can sneak right up on you...then you've got a butt full of peanuts." "I'm sorry I had to cut you off cause I was tired of listening to you talk!"

"It's like I was in band all my life then someone handed me the oboe and that was the instrument I was born to play!"

"You know that's malpractice if you grab my package."

"Aptitude?  I'm afraid of heights."

"...and she slept on a bed covered in top soil so the brain worms would feel at home..." "Well I guess it's just me and the gazelle." "Didn't you call me a poofter earlier?" "When they hear this bell they have to come up with a new line.....*ding*  They have to look at my freakish Austin Powers chest hair!"

Drew:  Wayne, Ryan, Colin...married guys.  I'm gonna give you 3,000 points and a free pass to a strip club. Brad:  What about the bachelor? Ryan:  Keep the car running.

TMBTC