Here's an original costume.Half beer guzzling college boy, half Gene Simmons from the movie Runaway. Judging by the distance between this things eyes, I'd go as far to say there's an actual genetic split going on here.

There's one at every-freaking-party! Just when you start to think a girl is kinda cute, you invite her to your party and... BAMMO! She's a godddamned trekkie. Look. This one's even calling the mother ship to order more Monty Python movies and D&D games. Boy-Oh-Boy! Is that gonna be a party or what?

Oh, My God, I hope this is a hallowe'en costume.