1. The sun peaks through the clouds in the horizon and you wake-up, you...
wonder where the time went yesterday night when you stayed up, without even sleeping for a second, playing Final Fantasy Tactics and yelling at the summoners to just die.
sleepily search for your camera with your hand blindly. When you find it, you get a sudden burst of energy and inspiration and take embarrassing pictures of your room mates as they sleep, not knowing what you're doing. You cackle.
mentally smirk to yourself as your photo crazy room mate takes pictures of you, thinking you're asleep. You just happen to be wearing nothing and the only thing covering you just happens to be your blanket. Said blanket 'accidentally' falls off.
decide to go back to sleep, snuggling your white dragon plushie with not a care in the world. You smile sleepily as someone tucks you in and lets you sleep an extra ten minutes or so.
wake-up like the undead, groaning and moaning. You wonder where your sword is, but you don't worry, you're a big, strong man and you can handle anything even without your trusty sword by your side. Someone flashes a camera in your face.
get up quietly and slowly. You notice one of the more child-like roomies hugging a doll, blanket totally askew. You tuck them in before settling to do some Tai Chi or Kung Fu to start the morning.
curse. It's too goddamn early to goddamn get up. You swear to God you're going to kill whoever woke you up with that goddamn flash.

2. After everyone wakes-up, it's officially breakfast time. You are...
still playing Final Fantasy Tactics.
eating cereal, probably raisin bran.
wearing only an apron, showing off your ass as you cook breakfast for everyone.
still in bed, snuggling your plushie, but decide to get up and go to the breakfast table still in your cute baby blue pajamas.
eating as much food as possible, but stopping once to help the cute, pajama wearing, plushie hugging room mate find their chair.
sipping your tea as you're quietly reading a book. You call down the guy who is still playing video games to eat breakfast.
pissed off. You still think it's too goddamn early in the morning. You look disgusted at the person wearing only an apron. You feel like acting like a total badass and jerk. You slam her hands on the table, effectively getting everybody's attention.

3. Everyone's done eating, but who does the dishes? You...
are still busy playing Final Fantasy Tactics. Argh! Stupid mages!!
glare at the guy who ate the most.
refuse to do it, after all, you did cook for them.
cutely and sweetly agree to wash the dishes, but laugh nervously as many persons run to the sink to wash them, telling you that you shouldn't strain yourself, you cutie, you.
simply stare at the dishes.
sigh. Why were you cursed as the responisble one? You get up and go do the mountains of dishes piled up in the sink.
tell off the idiot who ate so much and used the most dishes. You also kick them from under the table.

4. Okay, you're rested and you've eaten...time to get dressed for the day ahead. You wear...
your school uniform. It's what you usually wear.
sporty clothes that are easy to run around in and that can take a good beating before wearing out.
a black muscle shirt, cutsomized white trench coat, white pants, dress shoes...
something, light, thin and exotic so you can play without worrying too much and look adorable in the process. Yay!! Wheeeeee!!!
armor. What? Someone might try to kill you today...
something traditional or oriental. Nothing like crosses of Japanese and Chinese clothing to make you look spiffy.
all black. Like leather black. Totally like a true badass. Yeah!

5. As you travel on your quest (what? did you really think that you were in the real world?), you find a dragon frying up a village. You...
tell people not to panic and help evacuate as many villagers as possible.
glare at the guy controlling the dragon, then start shooting arrows at the beast.
try to charm it from killing anyone...and if that doesn't work...say hello to Mr. Shuriken! Hiyaaa!!!
summon your own dragon to deal with it, while you revive dead people with your magic, not to mention healing the wounded and occasionally your team mates. How did you get stuck with such a big job as this? You wonder when you're going to die in this battle, because it's usually the healer that dies first...
are slaying the dragon using your sword and sheild, determined to defeat it no matter what.
are staying calm as you help your team mates defeat the dragon. Kick, kick. Punch, punch. Fire magic.
are the one controlling the dragon. All should bow down before you, the evil badass. ^_^

6. You finally defeat the dragon (no thanks to a certain someone) and the villagers say their praises. You say...
"No, problem. Glad I was able to help."
"Ha! No biggie at all!"
"It was my pleasure." *wink*
"Tee hee! Anything to help save lives. Tee hee hee."
"All in a day's work, citizen!"
"No need for gratitude, I was merely doing my duty."
"Oh, fuck off."*

7. Lucky you saved the village, they were preparing for a festival with food stands, shows and games. The first place you go to is...
any game shop that you can find and when you do, buy, buy, buy!!!
the ring toss game. You'd like to prove you're the best....you throw each ring with much entusiasm.
anywhere, but wherever the scary stalker is.
the candy stand! And, oh, oh, oh!! The toy shop! Plushies!! ^_______^
the arena where there is a battle tournament going on. You gloat when you beat every single opponent and win the grand prize.
wherever the resident cutie is. You have to watch them because they might get kidnapped, or robbed, or even mobbed! Someone has to be responsible for them.
the bar.

8. After much partying, you get a room at an inn where they serve you dinner. And you are starving, you order...
pizza with extra cheese.
salad, with steak and a helluva lot of fish.
the house special, smiling your usual sexy smile.
a big choclate cake, but decide against it as someone tells you to eat more healthy things. You pout cutely as you order a club sandwich.
meat, meat, meat, meat, beer, and oh, don't forget the meat.
a healthy, well balanced meal as you tell the Human Sweet Tooth to eat something other than a choclate cake.
a keg of beer. You need some after the stressful day you've had.

9. Okay...dinner's over. Time to go to bed, you...
set-up your PlayStation and start playing Final Fantasy Tactics...again.
are hogging the bathroom.
get ready for bed and are sleeping in the nude again.
change into your cute p.j.'s before hopping into your bed, snuggling with your white dragon plushie.
are downstairs drinking beer and arm wrestling with the regulars at the bar.
clean yourself up before changing and heading to bed. You tuck in the little cutie, then go to sleep yourself.
bitch at everybody. Being the evil badass you are, you tell your room mates off before deciding to plan a nasty quest for them to do the next day.

10. Everyone's sleeping and in dreamland. You are dreaming of...
beating Final Fantasy Tactics, being popular, having great friends that love you very much, having the love of your dreams...
winning gold medals at the Olympics, showing that women are good at stuff, too, jumping up and down with glee as you become the head of your own news paper...
a steady relationship, a normal life, not being part of the social elite...
candies and plushies and hungous monsters of mass destruction..and cuddliness...and your parents of whom you've hadn't seen in a long time. Sniffle.
a dark void.
enlightenment.
world domination, the love of your life, being almighty and evil, the love of your life, all hail you the might badass, the love of your life...