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Nanny
takes Arthur to a parallel universe
Kate Atkinson's collection
of magical short stories, Not the End of the World, presents everyday
lives in Technicolor
Although Missy Clark is
a nanny with a reputation - a kind of 'Marine Corps Mary Poppins'
who is called in at the first sign of sniper fire - she adores her
latest charge, a clever, enigmatic eight-year-old called Arthur, whose
parents have strolled straight out of the pages of Heat magazine.
His mother, Romney Wright, is a big-breasted model-cum-actress who
is about to guest star in the rural soap, Green Acres. His father,
Campbell Wright, is lead singer with the band Boak. Together, Missy
and Arthur keep the world of celebrity firmly at bay. They spend their
time visiting museums and demolishing cakes at Patisserie Valerie.
This genteel regime is
interrupted only when the pair are summoned to Germany to join Boak
(which, charmingly, is Scottish for vomit) on their European tour.
The band's publicist, Lulu, puts together an itinerary for them: drivers,
luxury hotels, myriad mobile telephone numbers. They will even travel
on the Boak tour bus. 'What will that be like?' Missy asks. 'Extreme,'
says Arthur with an old-man frown. Alas, Missy never gets to see Campbell
Wright cavorting in his gas mask (Boak always wears gas masks in publicity
photos). She and Arthur arrive in Munich only to find that Campbell
and his cronies have disappeared into the ether.
And so the odd couple set
out to see the sights. 'Arthur stayed awake for the whole of the BMW
museum - he wasn't an eight-year-old boy for nothing - but he was
asleep within minutes of going into the Residenz-Museum.' They have
a lovely time, filling in breakfast cards and drinking hot chocolate,
such a lovely time, in fact, that, back at the Lufthansa desk, it
occurs to them that they do not necessarily have to return to Primrose
Hill, to Romney and her tabloid antics. They buy a ticket for Dusseldorf.
As they run for the plane, a hunting horn sounds. Arthur looks at
Missy's feet. Her shoes have turned into silver sandals.
Missy, the nanny who -
just maybe - turns into Artemis at the sound of a boarding announcement,
is the heroine of one of 12 interlinked stories in this collection
and, like her sparky bedfellows, she bewitches and confounds in equal
measure. Atkinson's characters, be they young or old, slow-witted
or highbrow, council estate or town house, have an otherness, a sense
that they stand puzzlingly apart from the world around them, that
stays with you long after you have finished reading about their exploits.
Their quirks and tics, not to mention their jokes (Atkinson is so
good at jokes) echo in your ears as if they were people you had met
at a party but, through a fuzz of alcohol, can only dimly recall.
Elsewhere, Atkinson gives
us dopey Eddie, a boy so obsessed with fish he would like to climb
back down the evolutionary ladder and develop a set of gills; the
lazy and haphazard Fielding Carter, a TV critic whose debauched lifestyle
is finally derailed by a demonic doppelgänger; and earnest, abandoned,
menopausal Pam who, on taking early retirement from her teaching career,
unwittingly finds herself churning out hideous wedding favours - mini
trugs filled with heather, pastel-coloured bombonières - for
couples who, unlike her, have no desire to get married in brown, 'as
if there'd been nothing really to celebrate'.
Not the End of the World
kicks off with its weakest entrant - a tale of two women window-shopping
while Rome (or Edinburgh) burns - but do not let this put you off.
I cannot remember the last time a book of short stories left me so
fizzing with admiration. Atkinson tap-dances her way across the page,
her prose as playful as a puppy, full of wit and invention, packed
with pathos and pop culture. I can think of very few writers who can
make the ordinary (Buffy, Barbie, a tenement flat) collide with the
extraordinary (cats as big as tigers, children conceived at the bottom
of the sea) to such beguiling effect.
Like charms on a delicate
bracelet, these minor masterpieces are strung together by a gloopy
web of gossip and genetics - unlikely couplings, familial coincidences,
dusty friendships. But while they often begin with the prosaic - at
an awkward family supper or in a teenager's fetid bedroom - out of
the corner of your eye you notice more strange things afoot. It is
as if Atkinson is able to tap into the parallel universe whose gentle
tug the rest of us do our best to ignore.
Her great gift is to render
this universe in all its monstrous and magical Technicolor glory.
She is a sorceress, to be sure, but the reassuring, straightforward
kind who can make even the spellbound laugh out loud.
- Copyright
© 10 November 2002, Rachel Cooke, The Guardian
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