Some may say that this show was poorly written and unintelligent. Maybe it was, but you can't argue that it had it's moments. Here are some of my favorites:
Mike: "Hey Donnie, come watch Leo turn his noodle into strudle!"
Raph: "Kiss my shell!"
Raph: "Before you break your head
against the bricks, tell me, am I in your will?
Leo: "Yeah, I'm leaving you my
self discipline."
Raph: "I wonder how much I could
sell that for..."
Leo: "Raph never could get along with any of the other little blips."
Leo: "After we save Raph's life, remind me to kill him!"
Venus: "We must return to your home in the toilet."
Raph: "You got a lot of a lot of
explaining to do."
Venus: "Kiss my shell."
Raph: "Huh? What.. what she just
say?"
Don: "You've been dissed, Shinobi
style."
Mike: "Nothing like going for a jog around the neighborhood, meeting new and interesting people, and having them shoot explosives at you."
Raph: "I don't know what you've been eating, but I want some."
Shredder: "All of you were defeated
by a single turtle, and an arthritic rat?"
Foot: "But the rat had a stick..."
Shredder: "A stick? And what
did the turtle have, a pink flower!"
Don: "Another brilliant example
of Turtlefication. From now on, HQ will have a fail-save ping pong perimeter."
Leo: "What's the point of this
ping-ponginization?"
Raph: "But Splinter, he's a...well
he's a... human person..."
Mike: "A little dip in the chi pool? I don't have my trunks, so you'll have to promise not to peek...unless, of course, you can't help yourself."
If you have any to add, feel free to contact me.
Venus: "Gross, Michaelangelo!"
Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation
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