Hi there, and welcome to my personal website.
My name is Kaytlyn, as I'm hoping you already know (either because you know me, or you've got sense
enough that you opened your eyes and read the bright flashy text in the top left corner).
I'm not really sure how you managed to stumble across my little shite hole on the web,
but unless you know me reasonably well, you might want to be concerned.
        This is not my first attempt at a personal website; indeed,
it would be safe to say that I've been attempting to create a decent website since I first discovered the
Internet back in '96. I was amazed that my brother was able to graphically produce something - something
that could be put on this massive web of information, for all to see - merely by using a simplistic text
editor. Now, my first attempts were dismal failures. ...As were my most recent attempts, I must admit
*laughs* I think it's safe to say that this is the highest quality website I've produced to date, and that
is not saying much, as you can see. However, I'm reasonably proud of it, so any bad mouthing of my site will
result in you being promptly ejected from the building. Er, server.
        Okay, in case you're computer illiterate
(I hate to say it, but a few of the people I'll probably send to this site are), here's how to navigate:
See the pretty corkboard? The one that has all the randomness stuck on it? Well, that's your navigation tool.
Click on any of the colored text you see, and it'll take you to another section of my site.
If you need to come back here for instructions, or because...uhh...dunno, just because, then click on my name
("Kaytlyn") in the top left hand corner. Got it?
        Worst case scenario if you get totally lost and confused, then just scroll to the very bottom of each page for
a simpler, less attractive navigation bar.
        Feel free to browse and roam - I know there's a few sick pervs out there
just waiting to get their hands on more information about me *rolls her eyes* Feel free to contact me with comments / questions / concerns.
All my contact info can be found on the Links page. Happy trails to you...until we meet again...
Hugs, kisses, and cookies,
Kater