"You should have been briefed quickly in the StarPort, but in case you weren't, here we go.

"We are in search of sites which bring to light information about extra-terrestrials - or aliens. We seek these sites out voraciously, and send the information back to here, the Main Bridge. This information is then forwarded to the FACL Command Centre, where it is entered into a main Database.

"From there, we watch the aliens."

The tall woman, uniformed in red, paces around a red globe - Jupiter.

"In case this if your first time on the InterGalactic Themes Seeker, I shall explain the different Lifts."

A slender hand points to each door in turn.

"That door always comes back to the Main Bridge. That's here. The door labeled Mission Briefing will take you to the Archives. There, you can find out what it takes to be an InterGalactic Themes Seeker, like me. That lift will take you to the Personelle Archives. You can look up available information on the Commanders.

"We seek themes. Through that lift, you will find a room which shows the criteria needed to be sought out by us. It's always easier if those Aliens come to us, you know. Like the themes? Use the transporter to go to the themes Sites we have already found. Some of these sites are amazing, and have been deserved of commendations. You can find them through the Commendations lift.

"Need help? Visit our Academy. And if you want to find other Area51 - Themed Sites, check out the webrings area. Lastly, if you MUST contact me, use the information provided on the Contact Command screens, through the Contact Command Lift.

"That's all for now, civilian. You are dismissed."