"Moose's Mindless Friends"
About Us...
Jarrett, born May 6, 1976 in Jefferson, North Carolina
graduated from Holston High School
and the William N. Neff Vocational Center
both in June 1994.
Along with a standard diploma, I earned a certificate
in Offset Printing.
During my Senior year of High School,
I was a Shoney Girl.  That's right, I along with a few
other male restaurant servers trained for our jobs
from a manual that was titled...
"How To Be A Shoney Girl".
I consider myself a Jack of many trades
and an Ace of none.
After Shoneys, I worked as a Security Guard,
Gas Station Cashier, Emergency Medical
Technician, 911/Sheriff's Dispatcher, Kitchen Manager,
Retail Clerk, Restaurant Manager, Copy Shop Clerk,
and Group Home Manager.
As George Burns once said...
"I've done just about everything in my BVD's"!

JARRETT 
J  is for  Jolly 
    A  is for  Alluring 
          R  is for  Responsible 
     R  is for  Refined 
   E  is for  Earthy 
   T  is for  Trendy 
   T  is for  Tolerant


Steve, born May 20, 1980 in Bristol, Tennessee
graduated from John S. Battle High School
in June 1998.
He has worked on the family farm, been a retail clerk,
a residentail technician, a copy shop clerk and now manages
a chain of pet stores.

STEVE 
S  is for  Sappy 
    T  is for  Tempting 
     E  is for  Emotional 
V  is for  Vibrant 
   E  is for  Enjoyable
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