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General Information |
Directed by Screenplay by Budget Genre Runtime Rated Theatrical release Filming locations Production companies |
Steven Spielberg J.M. Barrie $70 m Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Comedy 144 min. PG December 11, 1991 Los Angeles, CA Tristar Pictures Amblin Entertainment |
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Tagline |
What if Peter grew up? |
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Cast selected |
Robin Williams Dustin Hoffman Julia Roberts Bob Hoskins Magie Smith Caroline Goodall Charlie Kosmo Amber Scott |
Peter Pan / Peter Banning Captain James Hook Tinkerbell "Tink" Smee Granny Wendy Moira Angela Darling Moira Banning Jack Banning Maggie Banning |
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Quotes |
Tootles Have to fly. Have to fight. Have to crow. Have to save Maggie. Have to save Jack. Hook is back. Peter Who? Granny Wendy It's time to tell you, at last Peter Tell me what? Granny Wendy How far back can you remember, Peter? Peter I remember the hospital on Great Ormond Street. You worked with orphans. You taught me to read. You arranged for the adoption by my American parents, Hank and Jane Banning. Granny Wendy You were 12, nearly 13. I mean, before that. Peter There's nothing before that. Granny Wendy Try, Peter. Do try. Peter Nothing. Granny Wendy You know, when I was young...no other girl held your favour the way I did. I had expected you to alight on the church and forbid my vows on my wedding day. I wore a pink satin sash. But you didn't come. Peter Grandma? Granny Wendy Yes, I was an old lady when I wrapped you in blankets. A grandmother. With my 13-year old granddaughter asleep in the bed. Moira. And when you saw her...that was when you decided not to go back to Never Land. Peter Where? Granny Wendy To Never Never Land. Peter Moira! Granny Wendy You have to make yourself remember. Peter Remember what? Granny Wendy Peter, don't you know who you are? Peter Firefly from hell! Big damn bug! Peter I do not believe in faeries. Tink Everytime someone says "I do not believe in faeries" somewhere a faerie falls down dead. Peter I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAERIES!!! Tink All right. Now, who am I? Peter Uh, you're...Uhm...You're a complex Freudian hallucination, having something to do with my mother. I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying? I don't know who my mother was, I'm an orphan and I've never taken drugs, because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant. Tink Guess again Peter Where are your parents? Who's in charge here? No. No, Mr. Skunkhead-with-too-much-mousse you're just a punk kid. I want to speak to a grown-up! Rufio All grown-ups are pirats! Peter Excuse me. Rufio We kill pirats. Peter I'm not a pirat. It so happens I am a lawyer Rufio Kill the lawyer! Lost boys Kill the lawyer! Peter I am not that kind of lawyer. Rufio Eat your heart out, you crinkled, wrinkled fat bag! Peter You're a very unmannered young man, did you know that? Rufio You're slug eating worm. Tink Come on, you can do better than that! Peter I can't believe you're encouraging them. Rufio Show me your fastball, dust brain! You paunchy, sag bottomed puke-pot! Lost boys Bangerang, Rufio! Peter You're a very poor role model for these kids, you know that? I bet you don't have a fourth grade reading level. Rufio Haermorrhoidal sucknavel. Peter Maybe a fifth grade reading level. Rufio Oil-dripping, beeffart sniffing bubble-butt. Lost boys Bangerand, Rufio! Peter Someone has a severe caca mouth, do you know that? Rufio You're a fart-factory! Slug-slime sack of rat guts and cat vomit, cheesy scab, picked pimple-squeezing finger bandage! A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side! Peter Substitute chemistry teacher. Thud Come on, Rufio, hit him back. Rufio Mung tongue! Peter Math tutor. Rufio Pinhead. Peter Prison barber Rufio Motherlover Peter Nearsighted gyneacologist. Rufio In your face, camel cake! Peter In your rear, cow derriere! Rufio Lying, crying, spying, pying ultra-pig! Peter Lewd. crude bag of pre-chewed food dude! Thud Bangerang, Peter. Rufio You man! Stupid, stupid man! Peter Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger, why don't you just eat me?! You two-tongued, zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farming, paramecium brain munching on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy! Lost boy What's a paramecium brain? Peter I'll tell you what a paramecium brain is! That's a paramecium brain! It's a one-celled critter with no brain that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer! Peter Let me in! PLease. Jack Excuse me, do you have an appointment? Peter What did I tell you about this window? Always keep it open! Peter I have to take this. Brad?! Have you ever known what it's like to feel the total exhilaration of really flying? Feel this. |
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Summary |
Peter Pan (Robin) has grown up to be a cut-throat merger and acquisitions lawyer, and is married to Wendy's granddaughter. Captain Hook (Dustin Hoffman) kidnaps his children, and Peter returns to Neverland with Tinkerbell (Julia Roberts). With the help of her and the Lost Boys, he must remember how to be Peter Pan again in order to save his children by battling with Captain hook once again. |