This honor goes to Josh and his girlfriend
for actually having the audacity to threaten my sisters life (that's MY job
pfffftt). I wrote an email to him in response to an email I received from
my sister Iris who was concerned over Josh's eagerness to have my sister Gemini
killed over some seriously stupid shit. Below is the response I emailed to
him, (and to Iris as well as her husband and Gemini's mom and dad). Go
ahead .. have a good laugh!
----- Original Message -----
From: Josephine Six
Cc: Mom ; Iris ; Gemini
Sent: Saturday, August 11, 2001 3:56 PM
Subject: Another edition of family feud or Next on the Jerry Springer
Show!
The following Message has
been forwarded to:
Iris (kick ass) and Kirk
(Master Fuck- you-up), Sister and Brother of Gemini
Mom (Her bark is just as
worse as her bite) and Dad (don't go there), Mother and Father of Amanda
BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS THAT WILL FOLLOW YOU
EVERYWHERE YOU GO
tbear_27f (12:41:05am) : I HAVE A FRIEND
WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW
tbear_27f (12:42:26am) : I HAVE KILLED
BEFORE DON'T LET ME DO IT
AGAIN
Well isn't this pleasant!! It's
always nice to know that intelligent people still have intelligent
conversations on the net.
A word for you JOSH.. this is a threat and
according the LAW will be used against you in court. My suggestion is:
1. For you and your little girlfriend to
never, EVER, talk to Gemini again.
2. Since it takes two to tango you "be
a man" and start paying some child support or make arrangements for it.
Whether or not Gemini is a fit parent is none of your business at this point
since your not making any long terms goals including her. SUCH as
getting married, getting a job ect, ect.
3. Stop making petty threats against my
sisters life. Even tho we KNOW about Gemini's problem we wont hesitate
to fuck you up in every possible way and I don't mean physically.
It's a big wide world out there LITTLE MAN and I hear the LAWYERS here in Texas
eat little boys like you for breakfast. Be a man, grab your fucking
balls and gain some control over your emotions and if you can't handle having
a simple conversation then don't have one, simple as that.
4. Your little girlfriend has
absolutely NO say in Gemini's affairs concerning her child, legally or
otherwise so your little girlfriend needs to keep her fucking mouth shut and
her opinions to herself, period.
Now for Gemini....
1. STOP TALKING TO JOSH
2. DON'T INVITE HIM OVER!! I know he comes
over because Your Mom tells me he comes over. He stays at her
house, he stays in his car parked in front of the house.. on and on and
on and on. For christ FUCKING sakes leave the fucker alone. You
have way too much on your plate to bother with a jerk who cannot control
himself much less be responsible (at this point he's not; bottom line
and I don't want to hear any excuses)
3. You need to do everything you can to
prepare for the future and that means getting off your ass, going to welfare
and asking for help. I'm personally getting sick and tired of watching
you swill around with these loser's. Stop being one and get your life
together. (We have had this conversation before).
I love you Gemini but jesus christ.. what
is it going to take for you to WAKE UP !!!
Because of the nature of this email and the
one I received from my sister it will be saved for legal purposes so Josh.. if
you feel you still need to have your "friend" watch Gemini then I
will feel the need to contact MY lawyer regarding why you are illegally
stalking my sister and your threats on her life. I'm sure the local
Grants Pass police would be happy know that you've killed before, and I'm sure
my lawyer will not hesitate to inform them. So I suggest that if you
don't want to make a habit out of grabbing your ankles daily while being
called "daddy's lil bitch" then I suggest you leave my sister alone
(Who wants to make bets that Josh is on
parole or something?)
Josephine Six
Lifestyle Dominatrix
and aspiring Microsoft Certified
Systems Engineer