I’m glad you decided to come in!

    Welcome, my name is Joe. Don’t fret if you came empty-
handed, there is plenty to go around when we Eat At Joe’s!

    So what do you think of my pad? I didn’t need to strip the
walls down to get to the brick. This is the way it was when I
got here. As trendy as brick walls have become the fact is that
on certain subjects I’m just cheap. You see I have absolutely
no taste when it comes to furnishings. Heck, I chose the white
cause it was on sale. The truth is I see walls as something to
hold up art and keep the wind and neighbor’s eyes away!
  Today is early brunch for a Sunday morning.
    As an agnostic I’m not much of a church going person and I
like to sometimes throw these, letting them run all day as an
excuse for people to get together. Depending on the season,
or my mood, I will change the theme here. Maybe do an online
fantasy potluck and the occasional picnic. Sounds like fun no?

    There is coffee, Champagne and Pepsi in the kitchen as well as
a case of Catamount Pale Ale from White River Junction in
Vermont. Anyway why not start with a little desert? I tend to
be food oriented. (My sole weakness…)

                                        or would you like to try this first?

    Now over there is my friend Wanda. Yes, the vamp with the Betty Page
cut. Noticed the fangs I see, lots of people do. No, she didn’t buy them
– she was born with them. Once people notice one fang has a small filling
they tend to freak a bit! Don’t worry she’s safe. Well, at least I’ve never
known her to bite anyone who didn’t want her to!

    The posters are reproductions of works by Paul Cadmus an artist I admit
to not caring much for originally. While envying his technique and skill I
found his work too stylized for my taste. Then I found he also had a more naturalistic style as well. These are what I appreciate most. Also I’ve read more on what he thought and felt. Finding these online I felt they just had
to live here. I have a couple of more on disk or is that “in a disk”, hmm… anyone knowing the correct grammar let me know? Anyway I now include Cadmus along with Hopper and other artists whose work I enjoy.

                                     You must try this!

    Wanda brought that. Usually she substitutes shallots for garlic but
she feels the recipe is entirely yummy as is. So much for the rubric
about garlic though!

    From of my favorite movies, maybe we’ll watch them later.


    Many people will recognize the still from Bergman’s THE SEVENTH SEAL
but fewer know of the wonderful St. Trinian’s movies. While I will watch
any of them anytime the fact is the first two in the series are the best. The final one seems to run out of steam and doesn’t measure up to the first
one. I believe the same company that did the series of CARRY ON movies
did them. Usually I caught all these movies after school on TV but
THE SEVENTH SEAL is the only one I haven’t seen in a theater.

    I have affection for these older Black and White movies, my only weakness.
I dread the day someone remakes them in color with a multi-million dollar budget for special effects! Growing up in New York City I got to see many movies like these when my parents went out to dinner and movies on East
86th Street in Manhattan. We lived in the area of West 83rd and Amsterdam Avenue.

    Just east of Lexington on 86th there were a couple of movie houses,
several restaurants and a few nightspots. There was a nice Irish bar and
grill we would go to that had an excellent buffet service. I tended to
load up on the free lunch counter pickles there.. But to my taster the
best was a little spaghetti restaurant across the street from he Irish place.
I don’t recall it having a name, just a menu on a board on the sidewalk.
It was two maybe three steps down from the sidewalk level as I recall and
it had a line of stools at the counter and a couple of small tables. I was
partial to their spaghetti with meatballs in sauce though their lasagna was fantastic!

    But back across 86th next to the Irish pub and grill was a small movie
house that seemed mainly to show foreign films. Memory being what it is
I’m no longer sure if it was right by it or a storefront or two away.

    The still from the Bergman movie is one of my desktop backgrounds. I switch them according to mood. This one is for when I need to remind
myself to be hopeful. SEVENTH SEAL is all about the necessity of hope.

    Considering that after since this is a brunch we need some breakfast
style edibles. When I had a family to care for one of the things I cooked
that the kids gobbled down enthusiastically were breakfast burritos.

    First, while cooking some bacon, I diced a leftover baked or boiled
potato from last night’s supper, which I then fried in the bacon fat.
After that was done I scrambled one egg for each burrito. Removing
the eggs from the pan and lowering the heat I put in one flour tortilla.
(Small pita bread can also be used instead.) To which I laid one cooked
egg down the middle of the tortilla with one strip of bacon on that,
covering them with some of the browned potatoes and Cheddar or Swiss cheese. You can add a line of salsa or ketchup and fold the ends over.
Now turning the wrapped tortilla over or folded Taco style a couple times
to melt the cheese.

    Another breakfast item I like to make starts with either a toasted
English muffin or toasted bagel. I scramble an egg with either crisp
bacon pieces or well-done sausages. You can substitute thinly sliced
steak or pork chop – minus the bone of course! I prefer to top with
Swiss or Cheddar but you can use whatever cheese you like. I put the sandwich in a small toaster oven to melt the cheese before putting the
top on and serving.  I confess to adding a dollop of ketchup to mine!
While this owes more to an egg McMuffin than Eggs Benedict it is a big improvement over the former. Maybe it is just my taste but I find their muffins are never toasted enough or hot enough.

                            Ah, this looks tempting!

                                         More stuff on my walls!

    The first is from a cover on The Nation magazine, and then two portraits
by Tamara de Lempicka and H.R. Giger did the final print.
 
 

    Well I hope you enjoyed this visit! My plan is too completely redo this site from
time to time. My idea is to change the theme with the season and holiday, it maybe
an indoor meal or a picnic or just a pub-crawl. How does Marx’s birthday sound?
I think they still have a traditional one on his birthday in London. The inspiration
was the loneliness and isolation I experienced during the year and a half during
which I was homeless. One Thanksgiving I got to crash out in an office in a mall
where I did some work; it was a desperate, desolate time but I was determined to
make the best Thanksgiving I could out of that night. The only places open to me meant being around people I did not want to be around and those I did I couldn’t. From my local Stater’s brothers Supermarket I had a small box of stuffing, a sweet potato, a turkey leg, frozen broccoli and a tiny can of cranberry sauce. The cooking was done with a hotplate and microwave oven. Using my laptop I went online
- I used the free Internet service from K-Mart at that time, not only was it free
but also it didn’t add to the phone bill – and sent a Thanksgiving card from Yahoo
and Excite to my friends online. Also I sent one to all the members of the
Homeless People’s Network, an online news and discussion group I belong to.
I had set out paper plates not just for myself but for all the people I love who
weren’t there and one more in memory of anyone who didn’t have a place to go
to and be wanted.
    There are way too many of them.
    I found some comfort in doing this and the night seemed so much less lonely.
Then surprisingly around midnight Wanda and the other vampyre girl squad members showed up! They are Masquerade players. They’d decided to find those they knew
who had no one and no place and get them together. So after all I had company
and an extra meal I hadn’t expected made all the better by having the chance
to share it. This has been my best Thanksgiving to date.
    Some Thanksgiving I’ll do the full story of that night.
    Right now I plan to archive this site on CD not online. At times I may bring
back an earlier version or another but mainly I plan to do new versions. I do not
intend to avoid discussing social issues but I will ask that anyone sending commentary for use must remember this site is open to everyone and as such I will not use
what I may consider inappropriate language. Yes, I am saying to avoid offending
the other guests. A little thought will get your point across without turning off
others! Nor is it required that you have to discuss anything heavy; we’re just
friends getting together for mutual comfort.
    One of my plans is to throw an online picnic in which the invited guests
participate by emailing me a recipe and picture of the dish. Clicking on the items
on the picnic blanket will take you to the recipe and the photo and any
commentary by the contributor.  Also in place of conversation I hope to have contributions from guests, some solicited some not. I can see getting ghost
stories for a “Halloween Campfire” version.
    While much of the sites will use available online graphics I will illustrate much
of it. I have this idea of my friend Erin as Washu from the TENCHI MUYO series
or better as space-pirate Ryoko and dear kitty as Ayesha; the Cataro-Cataro
warrior maiden from OUTLAW STAR as they “discuss” whom exactly is going
to get the last of the chocolate. (This could be trouble!) I can’t even begin to
imagine how either of them will take to that but I don’t think Erin would object
to being able to levitate and have a pet cabbit/starship! I get pretty protective
of my friends so the idea of kitty being able to transform into a large
saber-toothed feline when threatened has a certain appeal.
 

Cheap Thrills Cuisine can be found at:
       http://www.pccomix.com/cheapthrillscusine/index.html
 Also they can be found in your local newspaper, if not - ask them to carry the
strip! They also have a book for sale from their site. You can find more Cheap
Thrills Cuisine on the Comics .con site at:
http://www.comics.com/wash/cheapthrills/index.html
    The Worry poster is the property of and can be purchased from The Nation magazine at:  http://www.thenation.org
     My other website: http://www.geocities.com/jos_reyn
     Entrance picture, Sunday Morning is by Edward Hopper.

    Well that’s all for this time and if you’ll excuse the pun – heck, even if you don’t – the handwriting is on the wall. (Puns, my only weakness!) Come back soon and often!

                                                             Wishing you the best,
                                                            Joseph


E-mail me at:     jos_reyn@yahoo.com
I used MS Word 2000 and Netscape Composer to do this site
This version finished May 28, 2002

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