You will soon visit a zoo and find a sad monkey.
When in doubt, shave it.
There are tacos in your future.
You are already infected.
Take measures to improve your spelling and grammar.
You will never understand new card games.
The kids are all right.
Beware the ring-tailed lemur.
Many could live on the pizza crusts you discard.
There are no cherries left in the bowl.
Take all your money out of pork bellies.
You don't know how lucky you are.
All you need is love.
See that guy over there? He wants you.
Tomorrow, someone will give you four carnations.
Look for Heaven today.
Seek out the ones with webbed toes.
Your friend Fabrizio has only good intentions.
If someone gives you lemonade, just drink it.
Put down the cell phone and look where you're going!
You will be the poster-child for something.
There is money under your roommate's mattress.
Smack it up, flip it, and rub it down.
Someone will give up his seat on the bus for you.
The answer is boiled potatoes.
Be careful of those who will sit on your lap.
You have talent but missed your calling.
Your clothing is perhaps unnecessary
Your heartfelt words are often trite and sentimental.
Everyone around you can smell it.
You will become the first African-American President of the United States.
Only you and your uncle can make a sad orphan smile.
Thursdays are always full of mystery.
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