INTERVIEW WITH LAMAR ALEXANDER

Doh: Who the hell are you anyway?

Lamar: My name is Lamar Alexander and I will be the next President of the United States of America.

Doh: You're a cocky little bastard, I'll give you that.

Lamar: I'm confident of my abilities.

Doh: Is that so? Then why is your name ass-backwards?

Lamar: There's nothing wrong with my name!

Doh: It sounds better as Alexander Lamar, don't you think?

Lamar: I never thought about it that way.

Doh: Well, duh! Now get the hell out of my office, you bum!

(end of interview)


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