Do you enjoy doing nothing in every aspect of reality except the fifth dimension?
	Are you against the Know-Nothings?
	Would you like to join the Whigs and ride on the camel of victory?
	Are you human?

If you answered yes to even one of these questions, you sound like BSA material.  The BSA (Backroom Scientist Alliance) consists of people who do nothing and thoroughly enjoy it.  Plus, we have a dromedary for all you animal lovers.  If you are interested in joining the BSA follow these simple steps: 

1. Read The Pamphlet  and make sure you can follow all the rules and regulations. 

2. Then, submit your name to either the Head Brigadoon, Jub-Jub the Computer Head, or The Arch Whino.  If you have a weird name for yourself, also submit it. 

3. Right after submitting your name, do a polka with one hand under your right foot while singing Yankee Doodle with your other hand in your mouth.

4. After that, the BSA will consider you as a member and either vote you in or reject you (most are voted in).  

Also, by being a BSA member, you automatically become a member of the Whig party and can ride on the Camel of Victory.

Long Live the BSA!

Long Live the Whigs!

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