Joanne Francine Joyce

Contents

Poems

Poem - 'Changing Times'

Poem - 'Heaven on Earth'

Joanne's Limericks

Lady Liberty

My Home Palmyra

September Mourn

The Australian
People's Pledge

Mediocre Poems

Other Features

Paintings by Joanne Joyce

Story - 'Elbora, The
Talking Baby'

My favourite websites

Test Your Vocabulary

Bogus Scientific Theories

In Memoriam

My trip to Albany, W.A.

My trip to Melbourne

My trip to Queensland

 Joanne Joyce

Born: Indiana, USA.

Now residing in: Perth, Western Australia.

Hobbies: Web design, poetry, word puzzles and computer games.

Favourite canned foods: Kraft ravioli, and tuna in olive oil.

Favourite cereal: Honey-coated puffed wheat.

Favourite ice cream flavour: Pistachio.

Favourite soft drink: A&W Root Beer.

Favourite fruit juice: Apple/Berry juice.

Favourite candy: Peanut M&Ms, and Jelly Belly jellybeans.

Favourite cookies: Peppermint creams

Favourite fruit: Lemons, cherries, and watermelon.

Favourite type of meat: Boneless seafood.

Favourite English word: Vanilla.

Favourite Christmas carol: 'When A Child Is Born'

Favourite reference books: Guinness Book of World Records, and
Webster's dictionary and thesaurus.

Favourite quote:
'Nobody should play the violin until they have mastered it'.

Favourite biblical quote:
'Whatsoever you do unto the least of my beings, you do unto me'.
This is my second website. My first website is at: www.geocities.com/jofranjo.geo

Please sign my guestbook before leaving my website Sign Guestbook Please sign my guestbook before leaving my website

This site has been hit There was a transvestite from Khartoum Who brought a transsexual to his room But when they got there They couldn't make it clear Who was to do what and to whom. times.

Last updated May-2008 by
Joanne Joyce

This website first created 22-Aug-2001

My favourite performer was kidnapped by Queen Green Franceena of the planet Zorbitex, whose spaceship (The 'Octopia') looks like the Titanic! As you can see, she does not seek any ransom.
How do female aliens behave when they're in
love?

Sound Files containing my voice

First sounds recorded on Mars, in January 2004(107KB)
Austin Powers/Dr. Evil_(April 2000)(393KB)**
The ultimate thriller movie_(October 2000)(231KB)*
The merry widow_(July 2000)(852KB)*
A runaway bride_(August 2000)(282KB)*
Charlie's fourth 'angel'_(December 2000)(370KB)*
A Very Old Woman_(December 2000)(161KB)*
Death of a Cookie Salesman_(June 2000)(692KB)*
Buying cookies from my favorite actor_(April 2000)(704KB)*
Close Encounters of the Third Kind_(February 2001)(435KB)*
Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind_(February 2001)(211KB)*
The Little Witch Who Could (part one)_(March 2001)(240KB)*
The Little Witch Who Could (part two)_(March 2001)(187KB)***
An interview with my favorite actor_(June 2000)(538KB)*
Singing with my favorite actor_(284KB)*
A special delivery_(July 2001)(151KB)***
Getting high on helium_(January 2001)(219KB)*
The Coyote man_(May 2000)(213KB)*
The world's worst interviewer_(July 2001)(308KB)*
Joanne's Hair Salon_(June 2001)(335KB)***
Royal Birth_(August 2000)(340KB)*

* - Contains the voice of Tim Curry (unauthorized).
** - Contains the voice of Mike Myers (unauthorized).
*** - Contains the voice of Saddam Hussein (just kidding!)

These sound files are purely fictional, and were inspired by the
movies and television performances of 2 of my favourite actors.

Joan ne F. J oyce

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