Nudests Jokes

(1)Nudest Joke (2)Nudest Camp (3)Nudest Q & A
(4)HairStyle


Nudest Joke

A man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A 6 foot blond walks by him; the man gets a hard-on.

Blond: "Sir, did you call for me?"
New Man: "No, I just got here."
Blond: "You must be new here, it's a rule when I give you a hard-on, it implies you called for me."
The blond lays down and lets the man have his way with her.
The man gets up happy, enters the sauna, sits down, and farts. A huge man comes toward him.

Huge Man: "Sir, did you call for me?"
New Man: "No, I just got here."
Huge Man: You must be new here, it is a rule when you fart, it implies you called for me."
The huge man turns him around and sodomizes him.
The new man rushes back to the receptionist...
New Man: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500."
Receptionist: "But Sir, you only saw 1% of our facilities...."
New Man: (Rudely interrupting) "Listen lady, I am 45 years old, I get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."
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NUDIST CAMP

A family of three (mom, dad and a 10 yr old girl) went down to Florida to visit a nudist camp. The girl goes walking around on the beach and comes back to her mother and says, "Mommy, mommy, women down here have bigger breasts than you." the mom replied, "That's right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are."

The girl goes and walks around again. She comes back to her mom and says, "Mommy, mommy, guys down here have bigger penises than dad." the mom replied, "That's right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are."

The girl goes on her way and comes running back to her mom again. "Mommy, mommy, dad is talking to this really dumb blonde and the longer he talks the dumber he gets."
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Nudest Q & A


Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? 
A. It's not hard.




Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
donuts.



Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? 
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut
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HairStyle 

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother
asking him to send her a current picture of himself. He is too
embarrassed to
let her know that he lives in a nudist colony. The only pictures he has
of
himself are nude pictures so he cuts a picture in half and just sends
her the
top part.

    About a week later he receives another letter from his mother asking
him
to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another nude picture
in
half, but accidentally sends the bottom half instead of the top half.
The man
is really worried when he realizes he sent the wrong part, but then
remembers
how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes maybe she won't notice.

    A couple weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It
says,
"I liked your picture, but your hairstyle does make your nose look long

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