TWO COWS
I read this piece on the different forms of government in the Dear Abby section of the paper and wanted to share it with you. I hope you get as big a kick out of it as I did. LOL!!
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.
Government's share
_______Your Share
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both cows and sells you the milk.
NAZISM: You have two cows. The government takes both your cows, then shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows.
The government takes both of them
shoots one
milks the other
then flushes the milk down the toilet.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one of them 
and buy a bull.
You ask, what happens in a democracy?
DEMOCRACY: Everyone has two cows, then a vote is taken, and whatever the majority decides to do, you do, and that's no bull!
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