SPRING BREAK SONGS
To the tune of "All the Small Things"
Spring break, that year,
Went out, and bought beer,
Cashier, grabbed me,
Took my fake ID,
Wait a second man,
You don't understand,
That picture is me,
With a turban and a tan,
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma name's Mohammad
To the tune of "I Need to Know"
They say who wants to be a millionaire,
Give me a million and I wouldn't care,
There's only one place I have to be,
And that's the beachhouse on MTV,
Cancun, Costa Rica, baby I don't care,
Use my dad's Visa if it gets me there,
Tell me Carson Daly, cause I need to know,
How I'm gonna get onto the Spring Break show,
I need to know, Spring Break show.
To the tune of "Smooth"
Well it's a hot one
Al Roker says it'll make 101
I got my boom box and my cooler
Filled with tequisa out by the pool
But you all went to the ocean
Locked me out of my room
I need some sun tan lotion on my body soon
I look just like a lobster man, my trip is ruined
Get me a plane ticket home and let's forget about it
LET'S FORGET ABOUT IT!
To the tune of "So Much to Say"
I say my head is hurtin'
I'm just wakin' up
And I'm shakin' cause I just threw up--yeah, yeah, yeah
Drank too much, drank all 35 flavors of Jello shots
Smoked somebody's pot
And then I did a kegstand for a long, long time
Made out with a stranger for a long, long time
This is what the Spring Break is all about, little baby
STAR WARS SONGS
To the tune of "Every Morning"
Every morning there's a line around my corner cause I live next to the cineplex
Scalpers wanting like $200 for a ticket
Didn't have it so I wrote them a check
I just can't believe it
George Lucas is a genius
"Star Wars" is back again
First I'm gonna see it
And then I'm gonna see it again
Every morning...
Shut the door baby
The movie just started
Every morning...
To the tune of "My Name Is"
Hi kids
Do you like sci-fi action with Sam Jackson?
Gonna blow up like "Titanic" with Bill Paxton
Cool brother with the bald head and goatee
Isn't he the first black guy to be in "Star Wars" since Billy Dee
Hi, my name is
Huh? My name is
Who? My name is
Chicky--chicky--Mace Windu
To the tune of "Livin' la Vida Loca"
He says the force is with you then he leans on a small cane
To make you lift things up without hands
To make you use your brain
And then you go insane
Give Jedi advice
Livin' la Vida Yoda
He won't tell you twice
Livin' la Vida Yoda
A swamp is where he lives
He looks like Abe Vigoda
Tells it like it is
Livin' la Vida Yoda
Livin' la Vida Yoda
Livin' la Vida Yoda
VALENTINE'S DAY SONGS
To the tune of "Jumper"
It's almost the 14th of February
So try and guess
Why I'm so depressed
Wish you would send that Valentine my friend
You should see the junk mail and all the bills that I've been getting in
And if I get one more thing from Ed McMahon
I'll kill my mailman
To the tune of "You Get What You Give"
It's three o'clock in the morning
Wasting Valentine's night right
My ex-girlfriend getting a phone call tonight
I got tequilla in me
Don't hang up
It's your ex-boyfriend Jimmy
I am drunk
Had six Long Island Iced Teas
I love you
Won't you come back to me please?
To the tune of "Ray of Light"
I got myself a Whitman's sampler chocolate
It comes with a diagram
That describes everyone
And it's sealed in a heart-shaped box
And it's sealed
And it's sealed in a stay-fresh box
And it's sealed
Will you be my Valentine?
Will you be my Valentine?
Will you be my Valentine?
To the tune of "Lullaby"
She said she likes hard candy
I said yeah who doesn't
She likes the little candies
Her favorite ones with the hearts
With all the words on them like 'hug me' and 'kiss me' and 'miss ya' and 'cutie pie'
And I said if I get those then maybe tonight you'll be mine
Valentine
She said you're a complete idiot
Cause it's almost midnight on Valentine's Day and I haven't gotten one damn candy
And I said if I get you those things then maybe you'll be mine
Valentine
Took her hand, brushed back her hair and I sang to her
I said if I get you those things then maybe you'll be mine
Valentine
I know a place
It's open up all night
Valentine
Valentine
Valentine
HALLOWEEN SONGS
To the tune of "3 am"
Well she said it's cold outside, I said it's October
And when we get to the party
We see someone else dressed like Jenny McCarthy
And she says baby, I thought that I'd be the one and only
And she says baby, let's have a drink and leave I mean
Oh I'm pissed
I can't believe someone else wore the same costume
To the tune of "Long December"
And it's seven more days left in October
And it's one more week til Halloween
But it's been so long since I trick or treated
I think I should
Na, na, na, na, yeah, yeah
To the tune of "Thank You"
How bout mini candy bars aren't they moronic
How bout cheap people that give you bags of pennies, yeah
Thank you Mike and Ike
Thank you Candy Corn
Thank you, thank you Smarties
To the tune of "Sex and Candy"
I have eggs and candy here
Shaving cream is in my hair
Shine my flashlight at people that stare in my direction
Momma this is Happy Halloween to you
Yeah momma this is Happy Halloween
