Oh hello, it's so nice of you to stop by! Come have a seat and make yourself comfortable. Let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time- well last week- in a faraway land- actually Jamaica High School- I was on a mission to find out information at a majestic land called the Internet. I was on my way- What was I looking for? Does that really matter? Oh all right, I looked up Viagra. Why can't I look up Viagra? Can I continue? As I was continuing my journey for enlightenment of...Viagra, I stumbled upon a foreign land called Internet Pornography. This was a very indecent and immoral land where hedonistic pleasures are provided for you by the click of a mouse. In this land, I had the unfortunate task of being aquainted people named Buddy Boner and Juicy Jen. It was a terrifying place. As I trying to continue my quest for the knowledge of...Viagra, I was still lost in the horrors of Internet Pornography. Get to the point? I will get to the point if you let me.

You see this sordid little incident that I was bestowed upon occured thanks to a big, bad moster named Filters. BOOOO!!! Those great men and women in our great little Board of Education decided to install Filtering software in school computers. These men and women are what you call imbeciles. Filters are completely useless. The purpose of these Filters is to prohibit us from exploring any pornography. But if you mispell a word or enter a word that is sex related, than you will be led to a porno site. What sense does that make? Am I right? Yes I am. Filters give me and my fellow peers a feeling of mistrust. Do I really want to see Juicy Jen and Buddy Boner doggy style while I am in school? Or at home? NO!!!!!If anything there is always a teacher who can monitor his/hers students. It is not possible to miss a porn website to an website dealing with STI's. Again where is the trust?

Filters do not permit us to investigate subjects that are needed for school. If we have to research any information on AIDS, the Internet is the best place. The internet offers the researcher up to date information that is helpful for the user. But thanks to Filters, you are not able to connect to any websites on AIDS. Is that ridiculous or what? Say yes.

Do you really think that Filters will resist us teenagers from knowing about sex? Sex is everywhere. You can't turn your head away without hearing about sex or seeing sex. There are magazine articles that have at least one sex related article, like "How to Have an Orgasm in 20 Seconds" or "How to Go Oral Without Staining the Bedsheets." Everywhere you go it's there. What was once considered taboo is now celebrated in society. But don't get me wrong, I am not advocating pre-marital sex or promiscuity, I'm simply stating that Filters will not make us oblivios to the subject of sex.

So I ask you my friend, are Filters really necessary? SAY NO!!! Oh okay I will let you decide for yourself? If you feel that Filters are purposeless and not effective, shout Viagra! If your opinion is opposite from what I have shown you, just leave. All I will tell you is that you are the one that will be affected in the end.