Shaun "Roberts" Alexander, David "Trin" Boston and Ahman "Rachel or Tom" Green make for 3 great players as co-owners Eddie Winslow and Mario Lopez dive into fantasy football.
1.03
Your Mother Swallows
Williams, Ricky L.
RB
MIA
8/18/2002 9:30:00 AM
I couldnt find the olsen twins so i went with williams
1.04
Renegades
Owens, Terrell
WR
SFO
8/18/2002 11:24:00 AM
1.05
Rockaway Kool Krew
Warner, Kurt
QB
STL
8/18/2002 11:46:00 AM
1.06
shit, where that cornbread at?
Moss, Randy
WR
MIN
8/18/2002 11:49:00 AM
1.07
Dutch Marine Warriors
George, Eddie
RB
TEN
8/18/2002 3:39:00 PM
1.08
drano2
Harrison, Marvin
WR
IND
8/18/2002 3:39:00 PM
1.09
Boonton Bandits
James, Edgerrin
RB
IND
8/18/2002 3:52:00 PM
drano, you are a rat whore.
1.10
Old School Moondogs
Garcia, Jeff
QB
SFO
8/18/2002 3:55:00 PM
Glad he made it to 10.
2.01
Old School Moondogs
Dillon, Corey
RB
CIN
8/18/2002 3:57:00 PM
Never owned him before, another solid pick.
2.02
Boonton Bandits
Culpepper, Daunte
QB
MIN
8/18/2002 3:59:00 PM
You know how I love big, strong, black men
2.03
drano2
Manning, Peyton
QB
IND
8/18/2002 4:48:00 PM
2.04
Dutch Marine Warriors
Smith, Rod
WR
DEN
8/18/2002 4:48:00 PM
Mules have no balls, never get laid, and eat #@!! whenever they get a chance
2.05
shit, where that cornbread at?
Martin, Curtis
RB
NYJ
8/18/2002 4:49:00 PM
eat that fags
2.06
Rockaway Kool Krew
Davis, Stephen
RB
WAS
8/18/2002 4:54:00 PM
2.07
Renegades
Holt, Torry
WR
STL
8/18/2002 5:07:00 PM
2.08
Your Mother Swallows
Gonzalez, Tony
TE
KCC
8/18/2002 6:07:00 PM
Commish is testing
2.09
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Boston, David
WR
ARI
Keeper from 2001
2.10
Crimson Kai
Johnson, Keyshawn
WR
TBB
8/18/2002 6:07:00 PM
3.01
Crimson Kai
Smith, Jimmy L.
WR
JAC
8/18/2002 6:07:00 PM
Hopefully he'll be in uniform by Week 14.
3.02
Boonton Bandits
Horn, Joe
WR
NOS
8/18/2002 6:07:00 PM
3.03
Your Mother Swallows
Bettis, Jerome
RB
PIT
8/18/2002 6:26:00 PM
hpoing for a good year out of this barrel ass
3.04
Renegades
Favre, Brett
QB
GBP
8/18/2002 6:44:00 PM
i sure hope freeman comes back (cant believe I said that)
3.05
Rockaway Kool Krew
Brown, Tim D.
WR
OAK
8/18/2002 6:44:00 PM
3.06
shit, where that cornbread at?
Taylor, Fred
RB
JAC
8/18/2002 6:46:00 PM
broken neck week 4...dutch you suck penis jackass
3.07
Dutch Marine Warriors
McNabb, Donovan
QB
PHI
8/18/2002 7:23:00 PM
3.08
drano2
Tomlinson, LaDainian
RB
SDC
Keeper from 2001
3.09
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Moulds, Eric
WR
BUF
8/18/2002 7:26:00 PM
oh good god my team is nasty...
3.10
Old School Moondogs
Bruce, Isaac
WR
STL
8/18/2002 7:29:00 PM
Eh....
4.01
Old School Moondogs
Bennett, Michael
RB
MIN
8/18/2002 7:30:00 PM
Have to take a risk, I have #@!! for keepers!!!!!
4.02
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Brooks, Aaron
QB
NOS
8/18/2002 7:33:00 PM
I almost took gannon, but brooks plays the panthers and falcons twice
4.03
drano2
Mason, Derrick
WR
TEN
8/18/2002 7:33:00 PM
4.04
Dutch Marine Warriors
Jackson, Darrell L.
WR
SEA
8/18/2002 7:54:00 PM
The mule, "I think I am a bad ass. At I think I am until I meet someone who actually makes more than me. I like to brag about my my fancy education at a little college in Maine. I also like to suck on the little penises of infants"
4.05
shit, where that cornbread at?
Morton, Johnnie
WR
KCC
8/18/2002 7:58:00 PM
Dutch: "I think I'm a tough guy but I know what I really am...a dirty piece of #@!! who has nothing except a bf who slams me in the ass every night, also I love to give small children arabian goggles" thank you I'll be here from 8:00-8:08
4.06
Rockaway Kool Krew
Barber, Tiki
RB
NYG
8/18/2002 8:28:00 PM
4.07
Renegades
Garner, Charlie
RB
OAK
8/18/2002 8:35:00 PM
4.08
Your Mother Swallows
Gannon, Rich
QB
OAK
8/18/2002 8:42:00 PM
4.09
Boonton Bandits
Toomer, Amani
WR
NYG
8/18/2002 8:57:00 PM
Amani, like Dutch's suits... I rule.
4.10
Crimson Kai
Green, William
RB
CLE
8/18/2002 9:00:00 PM
There's nobody left and it's only the fourth round.
5.01
drano2
Bledsoe, Drew
QB
BUF
8/18/2002 9:14:00 PM
5.02
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Green, Trent
QB
KCC
8/18/2002 9:21:00 PM
I know he has the same bye week as brooks, but he is the best qb left., so I'll take him. I may turn out to look less smart than dutch claims that I claim to be.
5.03
Your Mother Swallows
Henry, Travis
RB
BUF
8/18/2002 9:33:00 PM
5.04
Renegades
McCardell, Keenan
WR
TBB
8/18/2002 9:59:00 PM
5.05
Renegades
Plummer, Jake
QB
ARI
8/18/2002 10:00:00 PM
5.06
shit, where that cornbread at?
Stewart, Kordell
QB
PIT
8/18/2002 10:01:00 PM
cant go wrong with two strong confident black men under the center
5.07
Dutch Marine Warriors
Holmes, Priest
RB
KCC
Keeper from 2001
5.08
Crimson Kai
Griese, Brian
QB
DEN
8/18/2002 10:09:00 PM
He drinks and his leadership is questioned. Sounds like Jeff George reborn. Roll Kai!
5.09
Boonton Bandits
Elam, Jason
PK
DEN
8/18/2002 10:20:00 PM
My favorite player.
5.10
Old School Moondogs
Muhammad, Muhsin
WR
CAR
8/18/2002 10:27:00 PM
gross pick
6.01
Old School Moondogs
Foster, DeShaun
RB
CAR
8/18/2002 10:37:00 PM
Bah.
6.02
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Chamberlain, Byron
TE
MIN
8/18/2002 10:37:00 PM
I am boy scout leader dutch...bow before me
6.03
Crimson Kai
Bates, D'Wayne
WR
MIN
8/18/2002 10:37:00 PM
If he's still here, I'm happy.
6.04
Dutch Marine Warriors
Staley, Duce
RB
PHI
8/18/2002 10:42:00 PM
Sorry for the delay. Was trying to figure out why no one had taken him yet. And its Armani, Giorgio Armani.
6.05
shit, where that cornbread at?
Conway, Curtis
WR
SDC
8/18/2002 10:42:00 PM
6.06
Rockaway Kool Krew
Thrash, James
WR
PHI
8/18/2002 10:42:00 PM
6.07
Crimson Kai
Shockey, Jeremy
TE
NYG
8/18/2002 10:46:00 PM
This makes two terrrible picks in one round!
6.08
Your Mother Swallows
Rice, Jerry
WR
OAK
8/18/2002 11:31:00 PM
6.09
Boonton Bandits
Stewart, James
RB
DET
8/18/2002 11:31:00 PM
I apologize, Dutch. I was told your IQ was legendary. I am sorry that you did not catch my facetiousness.
6.10
drano2
Duckett, T.J.
RB
ATL
8/19/2002 12:11:00 AM
7.01
drano2
Portis, Clinton
RB
DEN
8/19/2002 12:11:00 AM
7.02
Boonton Bandits
Collins, Kerry
QB
NYG
8/19/2002 12:21:00 AM
Someone has to get points on the high powered Giants offense.
7.03
Your Mother Swallows
Smith, Emmitt J.
RB
DAL
8/19/2002 11:54:00 AM
7.04
Renegades
Wycheck, Frank
TE
TEN
8/19/2002 11:54:00 AM
cant deal with the feast or famine with Franks, Wycheck catches about 70 a season. cant ask for more than that
7.05
Rockaway Kool Krew
Sharpe, Shannon
TE
DEN
8/19/2002 11:54:00 AM
7.06
shit, where that cornbread at?
Steelers, Pittsburgh
DT
PIT
8/19/2002 11:54:00 AM
7.07
Dutch Marine Warriors
McCaffrey, Ed
WR
DEN
8/19/2002 11:54:00 AM
7.08
Crimson Kai
Lewis, Jamal L.
RB
BAL
Keeper from 2001
7.09
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Barlow, Kevan
RB
SFO
Keeper from 2001
7.10
Old School Moondogs
Ward, Hines
WR
PIT
8/19/2002 12:12:00 PM
8.01
Old School Moondogs
Price, Peerless
WR
BUF
8/19/2002 12:13:00 PM
Gotta load up on WRs
8.02
Boonton Bandits
Eagles, Philadelphia
DT
PHI
8/19/2002 12:13:00 PM
I don't care if I am taking these things too early, all the other players suck.
8.03
Crimson Kai
Buccaneers, Tampa Bay
DT
TBB
8/19/2002 4:27:00 PM
8.04
Dutch Marine Warriors
Brady, Tom
QB
NEP
8/19/2002 4:27:00 PM
8.05
shit, where that cornbread at?
Mack, Stacey
RB
JAC
8/19/2002 4:27:00 PM
Fred Taylor's insurance policy
8.06
Rockaway Kool Krew
Vanderjagt, Mike
PK
IND
8/19/2002 4:27:00 PM
8.07
Renegades
McAllister, Deuce
RB
NOS
Keeper from 2001
8.08
Your Mother Swallows
Jackson, Willie B.
WR
ATL
8/19/2002 8:45:00 PM
8.09
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Alexander, Shaun
RB
SEA
Keeper from 2001
8.10
drano2
Franks, Bubba
TE
GBP
8/19/2002 8:45:00 PM
9.01
drano2
Pittman, Michael
RB
TBB
Keeper from 2001
9.02
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Dunn, Warrick
RB
ATL
8/19/2002 8:47:00 PM
they had to pay him the GNP of Canada for a reason other than sitting the bench
9.03
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Warrick, Peter
WR
CIN
8/19/2002 8:48:00 PM
I still can't believe this guy was picked over me in the NFL draft that year.
9.04
Crimson Kai
Johnson, Brad
QB
TBB
8/19/2002 8:48:00 PM
Maybe Gruden will help out his numbers. Remember when he was in Minnesota and his first year with the Skins?
9.05
Rockaway Kool Krew
Hearst, Garrison
RB
SFO
Keeper from 2001
9.06
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Redskins, Washington
DT
WAS
8/19/2002 8:57:00 PM
I think they are pretty sick, plus Warwick Davis wasn't around to go with Dunn and Peter
9.07
Dutch Marine Warriors
Alexander, Derrick S.
WR
MIN
8/19/2002 9:38:00 PM
9.08
Renegades
Jones, Thomas Q.
RB
ARI
Keeper from 2001
9.09
Boonton Bandits
Jones, Freddie R.
TE
ARI
8/19/2002 9:38:00 PM
The R stands for Radicool!
9.10
Old School Moondogs
Johnson, Kevin
WR
CLE
Keeper from 2001
10.01
Old School Moondogs
Heap, Todd
TE
BAL
8/19/2002 9:44:00 PM
Heap of crap
10.02
Boonton Bandits
Taylor, Travis L.
WR
BAL
8/19/2002 9:44:00 PM
Myatt's girlfriend.
10.03
Crimson Kai
Crumpler, Alge
TE
ATL
8/19/2002 9:44:00 PM
Apparently he's looked really really good in camp. And his name's Alge.
10.04
Dutch Marine Warriors
Zereoue, Amos
RB
PIT
8/19/2002 10:17:00 PM
Here's to hoping Bettis goes down.
10.05
shit, where that cornbread at?
Gaffney, Jabar
WR
HOU
8/19/2002 10:17:00 PM
last report on him said he was 15 inches gotta figure he'll get to 30 by the end of next year
10.06
Rockaway Kool Krew
Rams, St. Louis
DT
STL
8/19/2002 10:17:00 PM
10.07
Renegades
Brown, Troy F.
WR
NEP
Keeper from 2001
10.08
Your Mother Swallows
Burress, Plaxico
WR
PIT
Keeper from 2001
10.09
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Robinson, Koren
WR
SEA
8/19/2002 10:25:00 PM
he could be good if dilfer comes back
10.10
drano2
Browns, Cleveland
DT
CLE
8/20/2002 7:21:00 AM
11.01
drano2
Janikowski, Sebastian
PK
OAK
8/20/2002 7:22:00 AM
11.02
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Wells, Jonathan
RB
HOU
8/20/2002 7:27:00 AM
I'm a big Jon Wells fan and I couldn't wait until the end of the 13th round to pick this mofo..Big Ups to Queensbridge and my Twin Glocks Militia, still feelin' ya Priestley fight back negro
11.03
Your Mother Swallows
Galloway, Joey
WR
DAL
8/20/2002 10:58:00 AM
11.04
Renegades
Wilkins, Jeff
PK
STL
8/20/2002 10:58:00 AM
11.05
Rockaway Kool Krew
Booker, Marty
WR
CHI
Keeper from 2001
11.06
shit, where that cornbread at?
Lewis, Chad
TE
PHI
8/20/2002 10:58:00 AM
11.07
Dutch Marine Warriors
Gary, Olandis
RB
DEN
8/20/2002 10:58:00 AM
11.08
Crimson Kai
Finneran, Brian
WR
ATL
8/20/2002 10:58:00 AM
Wild...Wild....Wildcats: HO!
11.09
Boonton Bandits
Stallworth, Donte'
WR
NOS
8/20/2002 11:01:00 AM
Donte, meet Daunte.
11.10
Old School Moondogs
Bears, Chicago
DT
CHI
Keeper from 2001
12.01
Old School Moondogs
Hambrick, Troy
RB
DAL
Keeper from 2001
12.02
Boonton Bandits
Thomas, Anthony J.
RB
CHI
Keeper from 2001
12.03
Crimson Kai
Glenn, Terry
WR
GBP
Keeper from 2001
12.04
Dutch Marine Warriors
Pollard, Marcus
TE
IND
Keeper from 2001
12.05
shit, where that cornbread at?
Vick, Michael
QB
ATL
Keeper from 2001
12.06
Rockaway Kool Krew
Smith, Antowain D.
RB
NEP
Keeper from 2001
12.07
Renegades
Stokes, J.J.
WR
SFO
8/20/2002 11:01:00 AM
12.08
Your Mother Swallows
Dyson, Kevin
WR
TEN
8/20/2002 11:37:00 AM
12.09
Boonton Bandits
Chambers, Chris
WR
MIA
Keeper from 2001
12.10
drano2
Hilliard, Ike
WR
NYG
8/20/2002 11:40:00 AM
13.01
drano2
Lelie, Ashley
WR
DEN
8/20/2002 11:41:00 AM
13.02
Boonton Bandits
White, Jamel
RB
CLE
8/20/2002 11:41:00 AM
White power!
13.03
Your Mother Swallows
McNair, Steve
QB
TEN
Keeper from 2001
13.04
Renegades
Pathon, Jerome
WR
NOS
8/20/2002 11:41:00 AM
13.05
Rockaway Kool Krew
Patten, David
WR
NEP
8/20/2002 11:44:00 AM
13.06
shit, where that cornbread at?
Akers, David
PK
PHI
8/20/2002 11:44:00 AM
foley is fat
13.07
Dutch Marine Warriors
Harrington, Joey
QB
DET
8/20/2002 1:21:00 PM
why not
13.08
Crimson Kai
Feely, Jay
PK
ATL
8/20/2002 1:21:00 PM
He almost won my first playoff game. Almost.
13.09
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Carney, John
PK
NOS
8/20/2002 1:21:00 PM
If Dave Coulier was a kicker...(insert punchline here)
13.10
Old School Moondogs
Mare, Olindo
PK
MIA
8/20/2002 1:32:00 PM
Kick this!
14.01
Old School Moondogs
Ferguson, Robert
WR
GBP
8/20/2002 1:39:00 PM
Break a leg, Terry.
14.02
Boonton Bandits
Gordon, Lamar
RB
STL
8/20/2002 1:39:00 PM
All it takes is one little call to Marino...
14.03
Crimson Kai
Broncos, Denver
DT
DEN
8/20/2002 1:39:00 PM
Deltha.
14.04
Dutch Marine Warriors
Riemersma, Jay
TE
BUF
8/20/2002 1:39:00 PM
14.05
shit, where that cornbread at?
Gardner, Rod
WR
WAS
Keeper from 2001
14.06
Rockaway Kool Krew
Alstott, Mike
RB
TBB
8/20/2002 1:39:00 PM
14.07
Renegades
Allen, James
RB
HOU
8/20/2002 6:06:00 PM
pretty ballsy going into the season with c.garner my only proven rb and he's in a rbbc
14.08
Your Mother Swallows
Westbrook, Brian
RB
PHI
8/20/2002 7:18:00 PM
this makes the first time ever that two players from Nove were chosen in the same fantasy draft
14.09
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
White, Dez
WR
CHI
8/20/2002 7:23:00 PM
suppsoedly his problem last year was that his vision was so bad that he couldn't see the ball being thrown to him...I am not making that up
14.10
drano2
Packers, Green Bay
DT
GBP
8/20/2002 7:34:00 PM
15.01
drano2
Johnson, Eric
TE
SFO
8/20/2002 7:36:00 PM
15.02
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Bryant, Antonio
WR
DAL
8/20/2002 7:36:00 PM
injury to ismial will give this well hung brotha a starting spot
15.03
Your Mother Swallows
Randle El, Antwaan
WR
PIT
8/20/2002 7:36:00 PM
Token Muslim so that I don't have to worry about Alqueda blowing up my locker room
15.04
Renegades
Dolphins, Miami
DT
MIA
8/20/2002 7:36:00 PM
15.05
Rockaway Kool Krew
Gadsden, Oronde
WR
MIA
8/20/2002 7:43:00 PM
15.06
shit, where that cornbread at?
Terrell, David
WR
CHI
8/20/2002 7:45:00 PM
coach coulier was very impressed with his size
15.07
Dutch Marine Warriors
Schroeder, Bill
WR
DET
8/20/2002 7:45:00 PM
15.08
Crimson Kai
Beuerlein, Steve
QB
DEN
8/20/2002 8:12:00 PM
Call me Geico.
15.09
Boonton Bandits
Jordan, LaMont
RB
NYJ
Keeper from 2001
15.10
Old School Moondogs
Sloan, David
TE
NOS
8/20/2002 8:31:00 PM
16.01
Old School Moondogs
Weinke, Chris
QB
CAR
8/20/2002 8:31:00 PM
16.02
Boonton Bandits
Wayne, Reggie
WR
IND
8/20/2002 8:31:00 PM
He is great in the locker room... Foley knows what I mean.
16.03
Crimson Kai
Canidate, Trung
RB
STL
Keeper from 2001
16.04
Dutch Marine Warriors
49ers, San Francisco
DT
SFO
8/20/2002 10:08:00 PM
16.05
shit, where that cornbread at?
Ismail, Qadry
WR
IND
Keeper from 2001
16.06
Rockaway Kool Krew
Conwell, Ernie
TE
STL
8/20/2002 10:08:00 PM
16.07
Renegades
Titans, Tennessee
DT
TEN
8/20/2002 10:08:00 PM
16.08
Your Mother Swallows
Coles, Laveranues
WR
NYJ
Keeper from 2001
16.09
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Dayne, Ron
RB
NYG
8/20/2002 10:12:00 PM
I think Jon has this guy as his lgog, hopefully he'll lay off the cornbread this season though
16.10
drano2
Pinkston, Todd
WR
PHI
8/21/2002 1:54:00 AM
17.01
drano2
Brees, Drew
QB
SDC
8/21/2002 1:55:00 AM
17.02
Your Mother Swallows
Patriots, New England
DT
NEP
8/21/2002 1:55:00 AM
17.03
Your Mother Swallows
Gramatica, Martin
PK
TBB
8/21/2002 1:55:00 AM
17.04
Renegades
Freeman, Antonio
WR
PHI
8/21/2002 1:45:00 PM
got to be worth something this late if he returns to the bay
17.05
Rockaway Kool Krew
Testaverde, Vinny
QB
NYJ
8/21/2002 1:45:00 PM
17.06
shit, where that cornbread at?
Anderson, Jamal S.
RB
FA
8/21/2002 1:45:00 PM
it's not his knee it's his package, that is where the coach comes in
17.07
Dutch Marine Warriors
Carr, David
QB
HOU
8/21/2002 8:58:00 PM
17.08
Rockaway Kool Krew
Scott, Darnay
WR
DAL
8/21/2002 8:58:00 PM
17.09
Boonton Bandits
McMichael, Randy
TE
MIA
8/21/2002 8:58:00 PM
Best TE in the league by the end of the season.
17.10
Old School Moondogs
Mitchell, Freddie L.
WR
PHI
8/21/2002 9:57:00 PM
18.01
Old School Moondogs
Wuerffel, Danny
QB
WAS
8/21/2002 9:58:00 PM
None of you had the balls? You know you wanted to pick him, don't deny it.
18.02
Don't make Eddie bust out the hired guns...
Ramsey, Patrick
QB
WAS
8/21/2002 9:58:00 PM
I hear Spurrier isn't starting him because he found naked pictures of Spencer in his condensed rookie playbook. Once Ramsey sheds this kiddie porn thing he'll be fine.
18.03
Crimson Kai
Anderson, Mike
RB
DEN
8/21/2002 10:07:00 PM
Rubber, plastic, metal, glass
18.04
Dutch Marine Warriors
Vinatieri, Adam
PK
NEP
8/21/2002 10:07:00 PM
18.05
shit, where that cornbread at?
Stevens, Jerramy
TE
SEA
8/21/2002 10:07:00 PM
18.06
Rockaway Kool Krew
Longwell, Ryan
PK
GBP
8/21/2002 10:07:00 PM
18.07
Renegades
Allen, Terry
RB
NOS
8/21/2002 10:07:00 PM
handcuff
18.08
Your Mother Swallows
Becht, Anthony
TE
NYJ
8/21/2002 10:13:00 PM
chuck, I made this pick for you. He's by far the best tight end left who isn't named Doug Jolley...
18.09
shit, where that cornbread at?
Moss, Santana
WR
NYJ
8/21/2002 10:14:00 PM
huge cock
18.10
drano2
Smith, Akili
QB
CIN
8/22/2002 8:52:00 AM
is having good camp..what do you want for last pick