"Numero Uno"


"If I find a SINGLE singe on my leather jacket..."
~Jess

"Numero Deux"


Kentucky Fried Cade
~Rob

"#3"

it's a bird...it's a plane...no! it's superCADE!
~Woodstock

"Four signs y'all have been watching too much MTV(or Comedy Central...OR Much...)"

Oh, man, I WARNED Eddie not to light that bunsen burner right after he farted!
~Woodstock
(Someone slipped crack into your birdseed again, didn't they Woody?)

"That's it! No more Mexican dinners--ever!"

"Yes I'm all lit up again..."
~Jess

"Should we blame the matches, should we blame the fire..."
~Jess
(Blame Canada and you won't get your tapes.)

"Consellation Winners"

"I knew that Firestorm roll would catch up with me one of these days!"
~Jess

OW!
~Rob

"Uh, FOSTER, there's a BOMB right there!!!"
~Jess

Alien Hunter..."Lord of the Fire Dance"
~slidefirst

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