"Epilogue At Last" Part six of a completely unncesseary Sailor Moon Parody By Lord Azurite ============================================================================= This is it! The epilogue to my parody. This is a rather small fic but it pretty well sums everything up. Thank you for reading and if you want to see more of my crap, I mean work, please e-mail me at azure@yahoo.com and tell me. Thanks again. ============================================================================= When the 4 generals of the Negaverse woke up the next morning in their hotel room at the Trump Towers in New York City, they found that they had all their powers back. "This rules!" Jedite exclaimed, "Now I can finish gathering my toast!" "I guess this means we can go back to the Negaverse." Neflyte said. "It was kind of fun." Darien sighed. "Yeah, you guys aren't that bad." Serena added. Suddenly Queen Beryl appeared dressed in some "modern" clothes and pointing a finger at the generals. She said, "So, you sort have grown accustomed to the scouts' company, eh? Well, you'll have to live with it for a while." "Why?" everyone asked. A pile of suitcases, both the generals and the Queens appeared as she spoke these words, "It appears that I missed a mortgage payment on the Negaverse and it was taken from me. We will have to live somewhere in Tokyo until we can raise enough money to pay it off." "I can live with that." Malachite said. Everyone agreed as the Queen Began, "Now Sailor Scouts, let it be known that this is only temporary. As soon as I get my kingdom back it's back to the old routine." "Hey, we could go for some R. and R." Lita said. "Tell me about it." added Luna. They all agreed that they'd tolerate each other until they could pay the payments on the Negaverse and Neflyte's car which was later added. They had dinner, went to movies, and did "friendly" things together. Then, the night before they payed the payments, they all sat on the roof a the Tokyo Times newspaper building and watched the sunset as they reflected on all they had done. Serena sat with Darien and Queen Beryl. Amy sat with Greg who was also invited. Rei sat with Chad who also just showed up. Lita sat with Andrew who was looking for a replacement while Rita was away. Mina sat with Malachite and Zoisite who didn't seem to mind. Neflyte sat with Molly and Melvin who just happened to be there. And Jedite sat with Tides who popped up from the ocean to watch the sun set with them. Eventually, the generals and Queen Beryl did go back to the Negaverse. When they got there, they were interviewed by a reporter for a popular TV station in the Negaverse. The reporter introduced himself as Kronkite. A few weeks later as Darien and Serena were trying to figure out what to do, an autographed copy of the interveiw was sent to them. They invited all the girls over and watched it together. The next day it was back to the old routine. What Became of the Generals? Jedite was allowed to remain out of Eternal Sleep if he kept his mouth shut and stayed pretty much out of sight. He kept out of sight by practicing a few concertos on his piano and eating the toast he collected. He became known as the Man With the Most Toast and got into Guniess for it. Over 120,000 slices of toast. Neflyte spent most of his time with Molly and had a chocolate parfait every night. It was rumored that they might get married, but so far no rumors have been confirmed. Zoisite went back to trying to find the 7 Rainbow Crystals and as the days passed since their fiasco eneded, she began to hate "Cape Boy" even more. She found a few crystals but then, well, you know how the story goes. Malachite was just himself. Lounging around most of the day and helping out Zoisite. He eventually started a stamp collection which got him into Guniess like Jedite. 47 1/2 Million stamps. Queen Beryl tried to win Prince Darien again but of course she failed. In her spare time the Queen put puzzles together and went on long shopping sprees with her friends on the weekends. And I, the author, sat back in my chair by the pool and watched the jack from this series roll in. And so as the sun sets over my Hawaiian getaway, I say to you the reader goodnight, and a very fond . . . The End