| A/N- Hi everyone! This is Ashliegh and I'm back! This time I'm here with a challenge reply from a challenge written by Ray! And of course, it's an F/A fic! Disclaimer- I don't own anything. Not even the plot. I'm too sad. lol. JKR owns everything Harry Potter related. And Ray- aka Raymai - owns the challenge. And the VERY cheesy pick-up lines I used, belong to the site "The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines" that site is loaded with stupid pick up lines! (the URL is-http://linesthataregood.com/ ) CHALLENGE- Requirements -Someone must refuse to bathe -Someone must transfigure Ms. Norris into a pig, therefore outraging Filch. -Someone must run down the Slytherin table in the Great Hall (yes, on the table. Feet on wood. Not like that. Nasty people.) -Fred and Angelina must kiss -Roger Davies must try to put the moves on Angelina by using a slew of bad pickup lines Ok...now on with my reply... ANOTHER DAY by Ashliegh It was a warm Saturday afternoon, no classes were being held, and most Hogwarts students were to be found outside playing. But Fred and George Weasley were found sitting on the bottom stairs that led to the first floor, hovering over a piece of paper. "What do you think?" Fred whispered. "I think it's good. All reasonable prices." George whispered back. The piece of paper Fred and George were hovering over was a new updated order form for Weasleys Wizard Wheezes. Fred and George planned on opening a Jokeshop when they graduated from Hogwarts next year. And they need a start. Weasleys Wizard Wheezes were defiantly a start. Students from first year to seventh year bought items from the Weasley twins. So their mother wasn't keen at all of the idea of them opening up a joke shop, but that didn't stop them. "What are you guys up to now?" a female voice asked. Fred and George looked up to see one of their best friends, Angelina Johnson, standing in front of them. She was standing up straight and her arms were folded over her chest, and she looked very serious. "Er-nothing." Fred said quickly, shoving the piece of paper behind his back. George could tell Fred was blushing, Fred had a crush on Angelina since their 2nd year. "Oh, honestly, I'm just joking around," Angelina said unfolding her arms and smiling. She squeezed herself between Fred and George, "So what are you really up to?" she asked smiling mischievously. "New order form," George said while Fred pulled the piece of paper back out. "Wicked!" Angelina said, reading over the form, "When do you guys have time to invent all this stuff?" "Here and there..." Fred shrugged, "It's what we do when everyone else is doing homework." Angelina laughed but stopped as she noticed an odd smell. She looked at Fred and asked, "Honestly, hun, don't you ever shower?" Fred just smiled and said, "Not anymore!" "You see," George started, "Fred and me have this bet going on. If he can go one week without taking a shower, then I'll do his homework for a week." "But, what about your hair, Fred?" Angelina asked. Everyone knew that Fred had this obsession with his hair always looking nice. "You see, Angelina, dear, George said no taking a shower. He said absolutely nothing about washing my hair." Fred said slyly. "So I wash my hair in the sink, instead of the shower." "Clever...very clever." Angelina nodded. "So until next Wednesday, I refuse to shower!" Fred said indignantly. Angelina laughed and continued to look at the order form while Fred and George were explaining the items on it. They looked up when a shadow was standing in their light. The shadow belonged to Rodger Davies. "Can we help you with something, Davies?" George sneered. "Nothing, Weasley." he spat. Then he looked at Angelina and smiled seductively. "Hey, babe, what's your sign?" "Er-" Angelina looked at him strangely. "Excuse me?" "Would you happen to have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes." he added. "What the hell are you going on about?" she asked, rather freaked out. At this, Rodger grabbed Angelina and pulled her to her feet. "I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart." he said. At this point Angelina was totally disgusted with all the cheesy pick-up lines Rodger kept using. She took her wand out of her pocket and yelled, "Petrificus Totalus!" Angelina turned around to see Fred and George rolling on the floor laughing. They were laughing because of all the bad pick up lines and Rodger's frozen figure on the floor. "It's not funny!" Angelina screamed, "Those were the worst pick up lines I have ever heard!" "That was brilliant!" George said, wiping a tear from his eye. "When he wakes up I'm gonna have to thank him for the good laugh." Fred said standing up, "Then I'll have to hex him again for trying to hit on you." "Gee, thanks." Angelina rolled her eyes. They looked back at Davies' frozen form on the ground. This time, Mrs. Norris was sniffing around Davies. "Great," Fred started, "Filch will be here in, five-" "Four-" George added. "Three-" "Two-" "One" Fred concluded. And sure enough Filch was walking down the hallway. Just for fun, George muttered a curse at Mrs. Norris. Where Mrs. Norris was standing now stood a pink, round, pig. "WEASLEY!" Filch yelled, running after George. "See ya guys!" he said and he ran down the hallway, trying to lose Filch. Fred and Angelina just stood there and watched Filch chase George into the Great Hall. Lunch was going on at the moment, so George made quite an entrance. He hopped on top of Slytherin table and ran to the other side of the hall. "Excuse me, pardon me," he yelled as he dodged people's plates. He knocked over several goblets of pumpkin juice and quite a few bowls pudding. George then jumped off the end of the table, avoided the teacher's eyes, and darted down to the other end of the hall and ran out the same door he entered. George then ran down another hallway, Filch puffing after him. Fred was now back on the floor laughing, this time joined by Angelina. "Oh my gosh, that was absolutely the highlight of my day!" Angelina said between gasps for breath. "I am proud to say he is my brother!" Fred said. Angelina went into another fit of laughter and collapsed on top of Fred. He was now pinned to the ground by his crush of 4 years, but he was still cracking up. Angelina finally calmed down, and was still on top of Fred. She actually realized the position they were in and she just smiled at him. Fred realized this too, and his ears turned a shade of bright red. "I love it when your ears turn red." she smiled. Which caused Fred's ears to go even redder. She giggled and placed her lips on top of his. Fred kissed back. When Angelina broke the kiss, Fred's whole face was dark red. "I hope you love it when my face turns red too." he added, turning even redder. "Absolutely." she smiled. THE END A/N- Ok! There it is! I hope you liked it! I has ao much fun writing this!! ;) *`Ashliegh`* |