Title: The Imzadi Files - Manhunt

 

Author: Rising Sun

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Rated: PG-13

Summary: The Enterprise must escort Lwaxana Troi to a Federation Conference. Everyone braces for the impact.

Classification: Riker/Troi

Disclaimer: Star Trek: The Next Generation characters portrayed belong to Roddenberry Productions and Paramount Television. No copyright infringement intended.  All other characters depicted are purely fictional and any similarities to actual people are purely coincidental.

 

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Story Written January 7, 2002

 
Personal Log – Deanna Troi – daughter of Lwaxana Troi

 

It’s as if once my mother boards the ship I loose my identity. In fact once my mother boards the nuts and bolts that make up the ship Enterprise shudders and the Captain ducks.  Captain Jean Luc Picard ducks for no one – but he ducks for my mother!  It was no different on this trip; in fact I’d venture to say it was one of the worst.

 

We were escorting my mother - Lwaxana Troi to a Federation Conference. She boarded and I KNEW we were in for one hell of a ride.   I finally accosted her and got it out of her. Her mid-life cycle had begun and basically she was in heat.

 

In heat and loose on the Enterprise. She is naturally fascinated with the Captain and I felt torn between them. In the end I had to inform him that the pursuit this visit was deadly.   I’m still smiling at the horror on the Captain’s face as the situation began to sink in. It was even funnier as Will tried to explain what he knew about it only to discover that he didn’t really know.  I’d told him that the sex drive doubled when in fact it quadrupled.

 

Now I ask you which human male will be able to withstand the onslaught?  I know it will be worse for me as I have seen what happens to the human/betazed combinations.  This midlife cycle in betazed females coincides with menopause in human females. If my mother is ravenous I will be insatiable.

 

I fear for my mate.

 

The Captain in the meantime took cover in a holosuite.  Despite my attempts, mother unleashed herself on the poor males of Enterprise.  Usually the male crew is a walking bag of over active hormones. With mother on the loose actually felt sorry for them. She finally settled on the taboo. Of course! And why not! Forbidden fruit tastes the best does it not?  She announced on the bridge that she was marrying Riker. My Imzadi.

 

I was so angry I … I … I’m still fit to be tied.

 

One day I will appreciate the humour in there. The shock on Will’s face as she announced that nuptial will no doubt be a source of much teasing … but not right now!

 

DT.

 

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