Title: Ahhh … The Power of Cheese

 

Author: Rising Sun

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Rated: PG-13 (NC-17 available)

Summary: Cheese becomes the aphrodisiac apart from that there is no plot.

Classification: Vignette/Romance: Harm/Mac

Disclaimer: JAG characters portrayed belong to JAG, CBS and Paramount Television. No copyright infringement intended.  All other characters depicted are purely fictional and any similarities to actual people are purely coincidental.

 

Author’s Note: For those of us not exposed to US commercials there is a series for the cheese industry and not for any one particular brand. I think they are GREAT! The ad usually highlights some impossibility and ends with the slogan Ahhh … The Power of Cheese.

 

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Story Written January 9, 2002

 

2000 LOCAL

RABB RESIDENCE

 

Harm stuck the key in the lock. He was FINALLY home!  He walked in and dumped his cover and case on the table in the hall, and then took a deep breath … he smelt cheese.  Specifically he smelt cheese on a pizza. He smiled Mac was home.  Apparently too engrossed in the meat lovers pizza to hear the entrance of her husband!

 

That’s when he saw it… shoes.

 

Shoes followed by…

Brief case

Pizza bag

Cover

Globs of pizza

Skirt

Cheese shavings

Stockings

Shirt

 

He followed the trail, wondering all the way how she had managed to divest herself of the items, hold on to the pizza and obviously start to eat it.  His focus shifted from food as he spotted the final item … her bra. It was hanging from the bedroom doorknob. He could hear Luther Van Dross’ voice coming from the room.

 

He pushed the door open and there she was. His wife Colonel Sarah Rabb dressed only in a Marine Green T-shirt and engrossed in a pizza with the mute on the TV. There was cheese wrapping every where [What is it with this cheese?] He wondered.

 

She looked up. “… took your time getting here what were you doing cleaning up after me?” She smiled as she stood to greet him. “I’ll get to it later after this.” She indicated the pizza.

 

“Hey beautiful. Should have known that my entrance would not have passed un-noticed.” He bent to kiss her and got a mouthful of pizza. He frowned. “Veggie? You eating veggie?”

 

“Half and half with a double helping of cheese.” She said. “Figured I’d find out the fascination.”

 

“You’ve got a piece … ah ah ah … don’t touch.” He bent to remove the cheese off her face and what began as a clean up job shifted gears as he began to kiss her and then caress her.  By unspoken consent they began to move towards the bed.  

 

“Harm.” Mac finally managed to get out.

 

“Hmmm”

 

“We smell like a mobile Pizza Hut. We did this on the remains of my pizza.” She complained.

 

“I have only on thing I can say about that.”  She waited for him to continue “Ahhh … The Power of Cheese.”

 

“I can’t believe you said that.”

 

THE END.