Title: Harm and Mac Songbook: It Should Have Been Me

 

Author: Rising Sun

E-mail: jag@lucianstuff.every1.net

URL: http://www.geocities.com/jagrslc

 

Rated: PG

Classification: JAG Story/Agnst

 

Summary: What would Renee do if she attended Harm and Mac's wedding?

 

Disclaimer: JAG characters portrayed belong to JAG, CBS and Paramount Television. No copyright infringement intended.  All other characters depicted are purely fictional and any similarities to actual people are purely coincidental.

 

Performing in this saga depending upon your generation:  "It Should Have Been Me" is sung by Gladys Knight & The Pips or Yvonne Fair

 

Feedback: Would be nice.

 

The HMS series is written in a manner that allows for each story to be read as a self-contained story or as part of an arc.  This story is part of a potential quintet:

·        HMS13a: Kiss

·        HMS13b: This Is It

·        HMS13c: There Is Love

·        HMS13d: It Should Have Been Me

·        HMS13e: Top of the World

 

Story Written - 2001

 

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0935 LOCAL

SAWGRASS MALL, FL.

 

Renee was having her camera crew set up for the shot.  Now that she was a regular director on the hit TV show Jaguar she felt that the hole left by a certain Naval Officer was partially filled.  If pushed she would

admit to herself only that she still had the instinct to nest but that would have to wait.  She walked over to the two stars of the show: David James Elliot and Catherine Bell.

 

"Ready folks?"

 

They nodded.

 

"Let's do it." She turned to return to her spot "Places people! Lights! Camera! Action!"  They filmed the scene and called it a wrap.  She walked away from the set but was not focused on where she was going and collided with a wall of muscle.  She looked up.

 

"Mic!  My God what a surprise! In Florida no less!"

 

"Hello Renee I thought that looked like you.  See your career is looking up in Hollywood."  He kept step with her.

 

"I think that Washington was not good for my career.  Once I left and headed west it took off!"

 

"Now you work on Jaguar the number one show in the country." He supplied.

 

"We are number one? Really?"

 

"How about lunch."

 

"Mic it's 10:30 in the morning."

 

"OK then brunch."

 

She smiled "Call it dinner and you are on."

 

He grinned, "Tell me where you are staying and I'll pick you up."

 

"Tell me where you are taking me and I'll meet you she countered."

 

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2100 LOCAL

Chart House

Coconut Grove, FL

 

She had finally relented and allowed Mic to meet her.  They were seated and menus provided.  She ordered the Steamed Maine Lobster made while Mic could not resist the Australian Lobster Tail made with baked with gremolata butter.

 

"So what have you been up to?" She asked.

 

"I returned to Her Majesty with hat in had and she took me back."

 

"You are in RAN again that's interesting."

 

"Yeah I'm here on some personal business I return tomorrow.  So you hear from Harm at all?" He asked. The names were bound to crop up might as well deal now than spoil the food when it arrived.

 

"No.  But I heard I forget where I hear that they got married."

 

"Really" He said.

 

"Really" She echoed.

 

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2313 LOCAL

WYNDHAM GRAND BAY

MIAMI BEACH, FL

RENEE'S ROOM

 

Mic had been the perfect gentlemen for the whole evening and had delivered her to her hotel without so much as a kiss on the cheek.

 

She went to bed and had the nightmare of her life.

 

She was seated in the front row of a wedding.  She spotted the bridegroom ... it was Harm. But if she was seated who was the bride?

 

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I saw my love walking down the aisle

And as he passed me by

He turned and gave me a smile

Then, the preacher, then the preacher

The preacher joined their hands

And all the people, all the people began to stand

When I shouted, "it should have been me"

"No it should have been me"

"You know it should have been me"

Baby how can you do this to me.

 

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The bride finally arrived. She swept past but Renee could not make her out.  Finally she caught a glimpse ... it was Mac!  God damnit it was Mac. Having denied the attraction for all these years they finally did it. But what about me?  It should have been me!

 

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You made a promise that we'd never part

Then you turned around and broke broke my heart

Now you're standing there saying I do

Holding hands with somebody new

When you know that it should have been me

"No it should have been me"

"No it should have been me"

Baby how can you do this to me.

 

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Oh here it comes.

 

Should any one know why these two should not be joined speak now or forever hold you peace.  I sure as hell do. People believe me that man is mine! Some body call the Police that woman down there is a doggone thief!

 

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Then the preacher oh yeah the preacher asked

That there be silence please

 

If any objections to this wedding

Speak now or forever or forever hold your peace

Then I stood up and said, "It should have been me"

No it should have been me

Stayed down in my seat and screamed

It should have been me

 

You're blowing my mind

People believe me that man is mine

 

"It should have been me"

No it should have been me

 

Some body call the Police that woman down there is a doggone thief!

 

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NEXT DAY

0520 LOCAL

WYNDHAM GRAND BAY

MIAMI BEACH, FL

RENEE'S ROOM

 

Renee awoke in a cold sweat.  Amen it was only a dream. Could you imagine the shame of such behavior had it been real? She shuddered at the thought. Luckily she didn't have an early morning shoot. She got up switched on the radio to hear the end of a song. 

 

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Some body call the Police that woman down there is a doggone thief!

 

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She agreed totally.

 

THE END

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