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¤ The Novels ¤
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Adam Ganja / sir lots of pot
Brandon Martha Washington
Diana chongette
Ducky Bob Marly
Jaeden Roach
Jaime peple (purple)
Kevin Blunt man
Melanie mary jane
Nancy syfe
Shane James Bong
Tiffany Coconut
Diana's inventions
The Camera
Invent video camera for inner vision, records exactly what
you see without emotional attatchments so its an
equalibrium.Can be used for acid trips when your like realy nice
or when your being abused man or like, um, wait, get back to me
man, read it to me man,...its ok We sound like cheech and chong
man...
I forgot, I was talking to the snapping and the twisting and
yournot listining. Heloooo Thats not what I said, anyway,You put
deposits, of the d rugs in your fingers man and snap man and the
friction between your fingers, causes some of the deposits
reliecing the drug into your circulatory system, There for
getting you high.
-- for those who would apose it, the drugs would be implanted by
a certified doctor so you would not be able to do a forshiori
it would be safer then just normal drug Takeing.
....upper under thing.....
Quotes
Jaeden - Bottle uper wopen, what ever what ever club.
Jaeden - Yaba Daba Doo
Diana - laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Adam - Cock rocket
Diana's bong - purple translutiance
Melanie - Moo - Sai - Ak
Adam to ducky - Have him take a hit and watch him die.
Adam - your ass is smokeing
ducky - the bucking fest beer I ever ad.
| Under the Influence 2000-2001 |
Carlos Quotes
Im of Legal Intoxication
this is the closet incase you didnt know what the door in
the wall is for
wow thats a big breasted pussy
News * dot dot dot * Flash * dot dot dot *
The Order Of Arding.
"the art of ordering"
*Blick Stek
Bliss stex
I'm way too honest when im stoned
Gavage Sarden
Savage flowers
"supose to be Savage Garden"
Jaedens quotes
Your breath is realy hot in my cleavage
Im in an apartment, with two guys smokeing pot in the candle
light... and im watching the wizard of oz?
I realy need the cheap version of smacks *cries*
Straddling section
wouldnt it be funny if we could press our butts together and
transfer farts?
Merry Chrispy!
Shaun Quotes.
Fuck that Too Sober
dont pay attention to my mom, shes shnockered.
falling that way, Nope Falling this way...
Why do you always get horny in the wierdest positions.
*shakes head* Situations.
ben:We got a gusher!
Carlos:So stick your mouth over
Shaun: this song is called territorial pissing
Jaeden: You just reminded me of Elyd !!
Shaun: Yea Lily hasnt ever watched TV
Jaeden: Wow! shes Omish!
Jaeden: ......STANK.... Riding on the railroad !
Shaun: You meen rolling on the river?
Jaeden: yea how did you know?
Jaeden: IM FUCKING PORK!
Shaun: Im porking fork?
Jaeden: Im forking pork Im porking fork? Why did
I say that? I ment to say Im fucking drunk
DATED---
1-22-01
Jaeden - I swear! sticking your finger in your mouth will make you feel the past!
(she tried this durring the entire time of me writeing this) (and writing that) (and that).. (still remembering)
Listen Im still in it!!
Jaeden-*while picking at her mouth* "LOOK Im a Nigger"
1-23-01
jaeden - You might be a red neck if you give your cat shotties
Jaeden - Jim Carey Is Hot!
1-unknown-01
Jaeden-I feel like stevie wonder
Jaeden - Oohh Penut butter
Jaeden-did you just call me merine?
Shaun - who janine geraffello?
Jaeden - No that ugly troll,
shaun - Mere?!?
Jaeden - YEA!
4-unknown-01
Jae-I dont this is chocolate
Jae-I dont think this chocolate
Jae-I dont think this is chocolate
Jae-I wanna hear that high pitch sound *hits herself in the head with a lighter*
"THATS THE ONE!"
Jae - Calling MR Happy ! ! !
*hits the lighter on the table*
Shaun - Take another hit and stay
away from the medication
*jaeden makes a cross out of
burritos*
Shaun- Yes its jesus the burrito
shaun - put the poney down
Jae - I think I just wizzed
shaun - stop lighting the cat on
fire
sammy - mrrrrrmmmm!
shaun - your hurt? your hurt?
why did I say that
Jesus the burrito part 2
Jae - The burrito! its jesus
The burrito!
Shaun - You Ate Jesus!
| Dreams and Starscapes 2001- |
while burning bars
of chocolate :
Shaun - HOOTCH! HOOTCH!
DAMN I ATE THE DOG!
Jack - Man Im so fucked up
Shaun - realy man what are
you on?
jack - nothing, Im just realy
fucked up
MAY 22 01
Shauns mom - I dont want my
piggly wigglies
Shauns mom - Number 9 Number 9
Number 9 Number 9
Number 9 Number 9
Number 9 Number 9
Number 9 Number 9
Number 9 Number 9
Number 9 Number 9
Number 9 Number 9
Number 9 Number 9
Number 9 Number 9
Shaun - Thats enough, Youv'e
had enough hits on the
beer
| The little Black book 2001-2002 |
June 11th
Jen Why am I drooling
Shaun - They'll be stoned!
Jen - What if its the cops
shaun - They will be
Shaun - Why is my zipper down?
shaun - No that is NOT going
in the book
Shaun-Terra Drinking is not
allowed you are not of age!
Jae - neither are we...
Shaun-Were bad parrents
Jae-I thought Mario was a spic!
Fourth of July 2001
Jae - LOOK ITS HOT POCKET,
THE BURRITO!
(look its jesus,
the hot pocket)
Shaun - did you just call me a
mexican fucker
July 5th 01
Shaun while looking at terra
Its E.T.. Or wheres waldo.
July 6th 01
shaun - You took 3 hits!
Jae-Dont write that in the book!
Jae - Chillin`
Shaun - Steppin on the boot
Jae - I wonder if black lights
are made out of butt juice
July 10th 01
Jae - just take a sardine and
pop it in your mouth.
Jae - what are tobbacco
plants look like?
Jae - why does my sentence
dis-strong me?
August 6th 01
Jack - I need midol
Michelle - i think i just heard
his mind snap
Jae - at least I dont fool
stupid... yea right!!!
Jae - uh oh, sammy's to heavy!
Jae's Idea: Shaun writeing
Air pressurized can full of um..
what basically is it called?
What? Stop STOP!, what the hell?
*laughter*
Can of pressurized pot
THATS NOT WHAT I SAID
Marijuanna ... WAIT!
Toke from to toke from..
I corrected myself the first
time!
Now read it! STOP!
*Takes book and pen from shaun*
Air pressurized can full of the
T.H.C chemical to toke from,
easier then smokeing marijuanna,
Shaun - Theres a cigarette foot
stuck to my butt.
Aug 16th
Jae - Rules to life : You can
get your buutch, BUUTCH!
Jae - I should stop giveing
myself Beer gass
Jae - I think it would take the
greatest army to command
this butt jar unit
Unknown date
adam - a leprechaun stole my
left testical
Temp book
when lil black book was full |
oct 8th 01
Jae - I realy wanna pickle
Kevin - Cockadile dundee
Jae-what are pickles?
That was a serious question
shaun dont write that in
the book!
Jae-Thats not indiana Jones,
thats some other austrailian
actor
shaun -I thought you said it was
one-eyed-lily.
Sammy licks himself for
approx. 1 hour
Dec 23rd 01
Shaun - Sammy is trapped in an
eternal lick
Jan 26th 02
shaun - sammy has gone a day
without diorehoea
Shaun - god sammy your face is
so bent!
Shaun - someone stab her with a
blunt object
Jan 28th 02
Jae - More pot less brain
Feb 3rd 02
Jae-Its my birthday and Im
deturmined to say something
stupid.
Feb 9th 02
Jae - It blended in with the
toilet table
Jae - sammy is mad I never drew
him in the book.
Jan 9th or something
Jae - I feel like Im drinking
bark
Jae bashes herself in the
head with the book several times
"BAD HEAD ... GOOD BRAIN"
Feb 15th 02
I finally relize Ive been
writeing jan instead of feb,FUCK
March 12th 02
Jen looks at sammy and says:
WHY NOT a fat himalayan
March 16th 02
Rich - Arm,,, right arm,, spine
brain,,, face,, These are all
Things I cant feel right now
Jae - we should get the ferrets
a rubber dildo
rich - There you are sammy -
where did I go?
Rich - I should go empty
the faucet
April 2nd 02
shaun belches in jae's face
Shaun - eat this
Jae - I did
BUDDIE LIST
part of thefting cable |
Shaun Jaeden
Rich Samnuel
Celia Amber
Terra Kiera
Shitface Rainbow brite doll
Penut Masamune
April 6th 02
while reading the book
holy shit we've gone down hill
May 29th 02
Jae - Pick up the bong befor
somebody drops it
Jae - Flur, Flatter, .. Fludder!
Fludder! Fludder!
Sammy looks up at chris
Sammy - why am I eating this?
chris to rich I think sammy
is talking to me
Sammy - Yea I am
Chris - Hi this is chris Im
fucking stoned, how
about you?
Chris -Im a scab
Chris -Im the difference between
dumb and stonered.
Chris -sometimes if I concentrait
real hard I can taste
things...
July 7th 02
shaun - Oh Im prolly the happiest
guy I know... cept dave..
Hes always fucking happy
Jack - No matter what hes uber
Happy
Shaun - Yea he only time ive seen
him sad is when I took
his woman Jaeden
Jack - The only time ive seen him
sad is when i took his
wonan tina
laughter
Jae - Poor dave.
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